In love with 2 women and sex?
- Thread starter beau_boy04
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If you didn't know that I was banging her at the same time, and I didn't know she was banging you, would she be cheating?
Dude, ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!?! Faithful?!? You call cheating on both of them at the same time being faithful??? Just because you didn't fuck the other girl doesn't mean you're faithful. Being faithful to one's partner means being monogamous, not bigamous. So long as you have a partner that the other doesn't know about that's considered cheating. I hope that they both find out what you're doing because I don't think either one deserves to have such an asshole in her life. :ban:
She'd be cheating on both of us.
Yea I gotta agree with legz on this one, you are quite deluded sir. Calling youself faithful while cheating on both of them, whats it like to be you for a day, you actually believe your own story eh?
Dont try to justify it by saying pornstars have sex with multiple women, if you were to try and represent yourself in court youd be strapped to a comfortable chair wondering why there is a damp sponge sticking to your scalp!
Dont try to justify it by saying pornstars have sex with multiple women, if you were to try and represent yourself in court youd be strapped to a comfortable chair wondering why there is a damp sponge sticking to your scalp!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
You are a huge liar.
Which was exactly my point. I sense.... bullshit from the original poster. I also sense an amazingly huge ego, and at times, an age of about 16.
I mean, can you believe this? I turned down a hot girl who got naked for me in a van, and now that I have turned her down, she is even more into me. Am I not great? Am I not the greatest man in the world? It is good that I turned her down, so I could continue being faithful to the two women I'm snogging, who do not know about each other. My greatness knows no bounds!
Good thing for me, I am still able to use them to do my laundry and other dirty tasks, whilst I use my tremendous skills as a lover. They are both SO in love with my ego. I mean ME! In love with me, so deeply and madly. It is good that I am faithful to both of them, and that they do not know about each other- I am glad for my greatness.
Let there be celebration! :hatsoff:
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I mean, can you believe this? I turned down a hot girl who got naked for me in a van, and now that I have turned her down, she is even more into me. Am I not great? Am I not the greatest man in the world? It is good that I turned her down, so I could continue being faithful to the two women I'm snogging, who do not know about each other. My greatness knows no bounds!
Good thing for me, I am still able to use them to do my laundry and other dirty tasks, whilst I use my tremendous skills as a lover. They are both SO in love with my ego. I mean ME! In love with me, so deeply and madly. It is good that I am faithful to both of them, and that they do not know about each other- I am glad for my greatness.
Let there be celebration! :hatsoff:
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I have 2 cars in my garage and I love them both.
One is a 2004 Ferrari Enzo in factory red. Although I drive it at insanely high speeds all day long every sunday on the back roads surrounding my palatial mansion in the Hollywood Hills, it only has 6 miles on the odometer due to the "reverse mileage resale preservation system" I bought from the factory when it was new. It has a 90,000 watt JL audio system with 32 W-7 12" subwoofers, and 104 additional speakers througout the car. It also blows me while I'm driving and does not spill a drop of my load when I unload in its "mouth".
The other is a 2006 Bugatti Veyron in Midnight Black. It has a special space/dimension warp system that allows me to actually host NFL football games inside of it every sunday afternoon and monday night. The car has a movie theater surrounding it and following me around no matter where I drive. And although the sound system is comparable to that of my Enzo, it actually has the band Led Zepellin, I mean the actual guys in the band, under the hood playing live for me while I drive around. This again is due to it's Time Machine/Rock Band shrinkage option that came with it.
My question is, if I park them in the garage without insurance, will I still be the biggest lying douche bag to ever walk the earth?
One is a 2004 Ferrari Enzo in factory red. Although I drive it at insanely high speeds all day long every sunday on the back roads surrounding my palatial mansion in the Hollywood Hills, it only has 6 miles on the odometer due to the "reverse mileage resale preservation system" I bought from the factory when it was new. It has a 90,000 watt JL audio system with 32 W-7 12" subwoofers, and 104 additional speakers througout the car. It also blows me while I'm driving and does not spill a drop of my load when I unload in its "mouth".
The other is a 2006 Bugatti Veyron in Midnight Black. It has a special space/dimension warp system that allows me to actually host NFL football games inside of it every sunday afternoon and monday night. The car has a movie theater surrounding it and following me around no matter where I drive. And although the sound system is comparable to that of my Enzo, it actually has the band Led Zepellin, I mean the actual guys in the band, under the hood playing live for me while I drive around. This again is due to it's Time Machine/Rock Band shrinkage option that came with it.
My question is, if I park them in the garage without insurance, will I still be the biggest lying douche bag to ever walk the earth?
The odds are that this thread starter is lying. But I am not going to assume he is until I have some proof.
So it's not his possible lack of honesty that disgusts me. It's his obvious lack of humanity.
And his justification for his actions is irrelevant. If one guy murders 1 person and another murders 3, it doesn't change the fact they are both murderers.
So it's not his possible lack of honesty that disgusts me. It's his obvious lack of humanity.
And his justification for his actions is irrelevant. If one guy murders 1 person and another murders 3, it doesn't change the fact they are both murderers.
You have a great number of issues and I sincerely pity everyone who comes into contact with you.
No, because beau_boy04 has already claimed that title for this week.
I just don't understand why porn stars can have sex with multiple chicks in the same scene and do it for several years and have no diseases. I know I'm doing wrong but I wanna make them both happy. I feel like no man can make them happier than me thats why I am keeping them to myself. Tonight I made love to Angelina twice and she came sooo hard that afterwards she gave me the blowjob of my life as a reward. I also had a little talk with Mariana, we miss each others alot. I bought some nice Victoria Secret perfumes, lingerie and some nice pink thongs for her to use next time we meet
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
They get diseases dude. They just treat them as they get them.
No, no you didn't. This seems familiar...
ok, now you've graduated from narcissistic asshat to full blow lying, conceited twat. You obviously haven't read a thing anyone else has posted, and it seems now like you're just typing stuff to get a rise. You're stuck on this porn star thing, and the Chef is right- porn stars get checked all the time, and they *STILL* manage to get diseases.
You know what you're doing is wrong, but you continue to do it (If, in fact, you really are doing it, which I doubt).
I suggest we all stop giving this clown an audience to tell us how great he is.
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Exactly! Love is not likely the word either would use if they knew what was going on.
Marianna and angelina, just by coincidence are also my left and right hand 's nickname ... the girl in the van (probably stupid as a cow for doing this to you, nothing disrespectful for the breath of cows) ...
Mate, go suck your mother's breast for awhile, and come back when you are old enough to enter ( i think you have to be 18 years old) ...
Hate to say it but ... I smell Bullshit from far away and it really stinks now ...
Mate, go suck your mother's breast for awhile, and come back when you are old enough to enter ( i think you have to be 18 years old) ...
Hate to say it but ... I smell Bullshit from far away and it really stinks now ...
:o Sorry! I didn't have time for a shower this morning! :o
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