In case of nuclear attack

[lurkingdirk]

Stay calm, but comfort the dying.

 

[LukeEl]

Hey if the last thing I see before I get vaporized into fine ash is some love'o'ly lady riding my cock.

 

[feller469]

came into this world from a vagina, want to go out of it back in one

 

[StanScratch]

Yeah, I'll comfort the dying...by putting a nice, soft, cold, fluffy pillow over their face until they stop moving. Leaves more food and water for me.

 

[DSOTM73]

i like #4. In case of nuclear attack, duck and cover/place newspaper over head......in case of nuclear attack. can you say FAIL

 

[Cannon_X]

That would be my dying wish...

 

[Red Spyder]

They forgot about how to deal with radroaches, supermutants, feral ghouls, radscorpions, raiders...and those assholes from Talon Company.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm going to collect all the nuked Coke I come across and I will a bottle cap millionaire!

 

[Darksquid]

in case of nuclear attack, you better already be in a bunker or you're fucked, period.

 

[Tofu]

Number 2 is peeking! = Dead (unless he has newspaper on his head)

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

so from this i can say, that newspaper will save me from nukes!
what about guns will they save me from bullets?
i want to know!