ok, if i could keep the body in the shape i am now, if i don't grow old, if i could travel around in time and not just be stuck in the linear passing of time that i currently am, and if i had 100 billion dollars (i like to spend money) then fuck yeah.
also, if i was able to be the hottest guy ever, (currrently i'm only in 8th place) that made women wet just by me being in the same 100 mile radius then...well, that'd be a perk, i think. hell i'd need half an eternity to complete the list of all the women i'd fuck. dont even get me started on how long it'd take to figure out what to do for dinner.
and if i ended up getting really bored then i'd go fuck up a lot of shit where they have the death penalty and when they injected me or fried me i'd jump up and yell "ha ha you fuckers!!!" i think this would qualify me as Jagger's mascot.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." Woody Allen