I'm the luckiest bastard ever and I can't tell anyone!
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Well, it just so happens that I'm living with (and fucking) 3 pornstars - and sometimes 2 strippers come over and complain about the limp-dicked lawyer they live with before I satisfy them as part of the 5-way fuckfest...
Ok, fair enough, EXCEPT I think I have myself covered with the 2 strippers - remember I said that I satisifed them. Maybe not my pornstar roommates, though....
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
That was my first thought too. I'll give the guy the benefit of the doubt however since I really don't give a fuck. Enjoy the sex bud and don't worry about work....it's none of their business. And if they fire you for it, sue 'em! I can turn you on to a really good lawyer if you need one.
Next thread....
Sometimes, I have the Queen of England, three pornstars, two strippers, and a pair of Chinese acrobats who complain about a limp dick lawyer, aren't satisfied by facial king, and complain about the economy join me and my five stunt midgets in a orgy.
That's quite a coincidence! Sometimes this retarded fellow from down the street walks past my house and I trick him into playing twister with me.
Anyone else notice the recurring first post of new members, retelling tales of sexual debacuhery worthy of a porno? Then who arent willing to back it up in anyway and who have joined the board only to pass on this story, like they have no male friends of their own to brag to "Hey, I'll just join a board and tell a bunch of people who dont care, a story they're not likely to believe!"
You are so lucky and I am jealous!
I also get jealous when my friend Marvin the squirrel appears at my window sill and brags about his sexual exploits. From time to time he'll bust out a piano and play Joe Jackson tunes and, and! he smokes Marlboro Reds. He's very cool.
But he doesn't visit very often because he's too busy with his love life.
And one day I'll have to tell you guys about Ringo, he's also my friend, he's a rabbit who also happens to the grim reaper for rabbits. Unfortunately he has trouble with the lady rabbits since he always manages to kill them, but he is a fascinating fellow, to say the least...
I also get jealous when my friend Marvin the squirrel appears at my window sill and brags about his sexual exploits. From time to time he'll bust out a piano and play Joe Jackson tunes and, and! he smokes Marlboro Reds. He's very cool.
But he doesn't visit very often because he's too busy with his love life.
And one day I'll have to tell you guys about Ringo, he's also my friend, he's a rabbit who also happens to the grim reaper for rabbits. Unfortunately he has trouble with the lady rabbits since he always manages to kill them, but he is a fascinating fellow, to say the least...
That's a pretty cool position to be in, but as far as "luckiest bastard alive," there's about 4 billion websites, many of them linked from here, that show bastards who are luckier. Also, ignoring those here who call bullshit and demand proof pics, this girl must have a photograph on a website somewhere, how about a link?
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Yeah....what he said.
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Yeah....what he said.
People have sex in the real world, even strippers and lawyers. People are having threesomes and then some every day, all over the world. It's not only pornstars who get to have all the fun. There will be people at it right now as you read this. Just normal everyday folks who lead normal everyday lives.
If maroonwolverine is one of these people, then i say good for you. Welcome to the world of sexual liberation.
Are you still married to Guy Ritchie? Did you adopt another kid and if so, from what African country this time?
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uts on my best english accept for the rest of you Yorkshiremen::Hmph, LUXURY! Back in my day we had to wake up thirty minutes before we went to bed, eat a lump of lawyer scat for dinner, fist a pornstar for lifetime for the PRIVILEGE of being allowed a job and when we went home at night our porn producer used to strangle us to death and do the macarena on our graves!
But you try telling the kids that, today. They wont believe ya!
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Lucky you
