I'm the luckiest bastard ever and I can't tell anyone!

[maroonwolverine]

I currently live with the stripper who danced for me at Rhino during my bachelor party in Vegas (and, yes, I'm already divorced). But not only am I living with/fucking a stripper, but her friend comes every other week to work with her at the club and we have started having threesomes!

So, I not only am fucking a stripper, not only am I fucking two strippers, not only have I had a stripper threesome, but I am consistently having threesomes with two strippers. It's not like one cool night where I pay two strippers to give me a half-hearted blowjob. If anything, it's more like having two girlfriends at once (only, instead of having to hide them from each other, we all fuck together). We've even filmed a couple of our sessions.

Problem is: I'm a young lawyer at a large, conservative law firm. So I can't tell any of my friends since most of them work with me. My GF even went on my firm retreat (luckily, she once had a legitimate modeling career, too, so I just told everyone she's a model). But it sucks not being to tell anyone. Even worse, I'm constantly scared that someone's going to recognize her or otherwise figure it out. Oh well, it's a small price to pay....

 

[Torre82]

Pictures. Please.

My dick wants to believe this story.. and furthermore wants to cheer for someone who is getting this all the time.

 

[yaheem]

Ahh yes dont all lawyers have scandalous shit going on when nobody's looking? Well good for you and you just told a bazillion people what you have been doing. Diamond encrusted stripper pole anyone?

 

[maildude]

Legally, you are guilty of Cohabitative Polygamy as stated in johnson v shlutz, ib. 9. 2-43:

...in the process of cohabition, to wit, heretofor as "fillangering," whereas two people of legal age 1.(as per statutory provisions) and opp. gender, unless as spelt by 1.4 California v Redman, 1972, shall be guilty of, or in practice thereto, polygamy, esp. if intercourse istofor conjuncted...

 

[meesterperfect]

welcome maroon,

Thats very cool, but it is customary here to post pics of the girls as actual proof.,otherwise no one will believe you.

 

[tartanterrier]

Well done to you sir marroon :glugglug:

 

[Sicario]

Aha, threesomes with strippers? young lawyer? your first post is of a clichéd fantasy? yeah right. You forgot to mention that you resemble George Clooney...you are so full of shit it's not even funny...do tell us more...or better yet, post a link to your vids or pictures.

:laugh: :rofl2:

 

[titan123]

I too would probably have to say BOLLOCKS! but if it is true, you surely are one of the luckiest bastards ever

 

[maroonwolverine]

Maybe if I figure out a way to block out all faces, tattoos, etc. I will post a screen shot (or at least ask permission). But I must admit, my loyalty is to them, not you guys. Why exactly would I want pictures of me or my girlfriend floating on the Internet? I'm not really seeing much upside other than making the skeptical less skeptical (and I'm not sure I care). So, we'll see. Besides, I saw the "post pics of your girlfriend" thread and see that none of you were dumb enough to post real pics.

 

[hothannah]

I don't really get why this is so unbelievable to some people.

People have sex in the real world, even strippers and lawyers. People are having threesomes and then some every day, all over the world. It's not only pornstars who get to have all the fun. There will be people at it right now as you read this. Just normal everyday folks who lead normal everyday lives.

If maroonwolverine is one of these people, then i say good for you. Welcome to the world of sexual liberation.

 

[Hugh G. Rection]

:thumbsup:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Maybe if I figure out a way to block out all faces, tattoos, etc. I will post a screen shot (or at least ask permission). But I must admit, my loyalty is to them, not you guys. Why exactly would I want pictures of me or my girlfriend floating on the Internet? I'm not really seeing much upside other than making the skeptical less skeptical (and I'm not sure I care). So, we'll see. Besides, I saw the "post pics of your girlfriend" thread and see that none of you were dumb enough to post real pics.

Why do you feel the need to tell anyone? Is the experience itself not enough to satisfy one's every whim? Is it because this experience is laden with guilt, sin, and that little voice in the back of your head reminding you that whilst you are banging two hot, loose pieces of ass, it could all disappear in a moment's notice? After all, these are strippers we are talking about, whose ilk is not known for their character, loyalty, or discretion.

I think most people actually living this experience would not have the time, nor the remote desire, to go on the internet and tell nobody you will ever know all about it.

Anyway...congratulations, so what?, way to go, who gives a fuck?, good for you, good job on fulfilling your freshman frat pledge internet requirement. (Choose one, they're all the same to me) :thumbsup:

 

[hedonis]

Re: I'm the luckiest bastard ever and I can't tell anyone!

But... you just told all of us. :dunno:

If you're going to post a shot, make sure you hold up a sign that would be unique so that we know it's you. Amateur photos of threesomes, etc. are very easy to find.

H

 

[Facetious]

How many times do you hear it?
It goes on all day long
Everyone knows everything
And no one's ever wrong
Until later...

Who can you believe?
It's hard to play it safe
But apart from a few good friends
We don't take anything on faith
Until later...

Show...don't tell...

(Show me, don't tell me)
You've figured out the score
(Show me, don't tell me)
I've heard it all before
(Show me, don't tell me)
I don't care what you say
(Show me, don't tell me)

You can twist perceptions
Reality won't budge
You can raise objections
I will be the judge
And the jury

I'll give it due reflection
Watching from the fence
Give the jury direction
Based on the evidence
I, the jury

(Show me, don't tell me)
Hey, order in the court
(Show me, don't tell me)
Let's try to keep it short
(Show me, don't tell me)
Enough of your demands
(Show me, don't tell me)
Witness take the stand
(Show me, don't tell me)

(Show me, don't tell me)
Hey, order in the court
(Show me, don't tell me)
Let's try to keep it short
(Show me, don't tell me)
I don't care what you say
(Show me, don't tell me)
Let's see exhibit A

Show ! :blowjob::nannerf2::nannerf1::hit:

Don't Tell ! :scream:

 

[BlueBalls]

Well Done. Now stop bragging.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Legally, you are guilty of Cohabitative Polygamy as stated in johnson v shlutz, ib. 9. 2-43:

...in the process of cohabition, to wit, heretofor as "fillangering," whereas two people of legal age 1.(as per statutory provisions) and opp. gender, unless as spelt by 1.4 California v Redman, 1972, shall be guilty of, or in practice thereto, polygamy, esp. if intercourse istofor conjuncted...

Wow, Maildude! :eek: I didn't know you were fluent in Legalese!

 

[titsrock]

Oh, hi Kyle Stone, I thought you were retired?

As much as I want to believe this story...I really don't believe it at all. Aren't strippers inherently competitive with their "Johns" and boyfriends? Doesn't seem likely she'd be so willing to bring other stripper GFs back to fuck her and her boyfriend. Maybe one GF...but not this many, I think. My main problem is the stripper being the same one that danced at the Bachelor party. Life is full of coincidences...not contrivances...there's a difference.

 

[The Yak]

I currently live with the stripper who danced for me at Rhino during my bachelor party in Vegas (and, yes, I'm already divorced). But not only am I living with/fucking a stripper, but her friend comes every other week to work with her at the club and we have started having threesomes!

So, I not only am fucking a stripper, not only am I fucking two strippers, not only have I had a stripper threesome, but I am consistently having threesomes with two strippers. It's not like one cool night where I pay two strippers to give me a half-hearted blowjob. If anything, it's more like having two girlfriends at once (only, instead of having to hide them from each other, we all fuck together). We've even filmed a couple of our sessions.

Problem is: I'm a young lawyer at a large, conservative law firm. So I can't tell any of my friends since most of them work with me. My GF even went on my firm retreat (luckily, she once had a legitimate modeling career, too, so I just told everyone she's a model). But it sucks not being to tell anyone. Even worse, I'm constantly scared that someone's going to recognize her or otherwise figure it out. Oh well, it's a small price to pay....

Anyone at your firm who recognized her as a stripper would be revealing themselves as someone who frequents strip clubs.

 

[titan123]

Fair enough if its true. I just dont believe it. If that was happening to me I wouldnt be on a porn website and dont understand why someone would sign up here just to post a story like that. I know shit like that happens. A few mates of mine have had threesomes with models and that, I just cant see why you would have to tell people on here. If it Sounds too Good to be True... It Probably is!

 

[senob44]

Sorry to hear your marriage didn't work out. Maybe when you're done fucking around, you'll find love someday.