I'm staring at my wife
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ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Take her head and slam it against the hardest thing you can find (counter, door, window, etc.). Upon your doing this, she will be dazed; this is when you make your move. Slap her across the face one way and then the other whilst ripping off her clothes with your other hand. After she's fully naked, you are to take off your belt, loop it around, and quickly snap it as to make a loud noise to startle her before you take her from behind. As you are doing her doggy-style, be sure to alternate between calling her a filthy, rotten whore that's ruined your life and calling her an angel that you aren't worthy of. Ejaculate inside of her, collapse onto her and wait for the both of you to catch your breath. After a few minutes, tell her to make you a sandwich. If she protests, say "Less talky, more fetchy".
Despite any cries of pain or protest during this ordeal, she's actually loving it, she's just putting up a front. If you catch her crying silently afterwords, kiss her on the cheek and go watch television.
I've heard that this works like a charm on women.
Despite any cries of pain or protest during this ordeal, she's actually loving it, she's just putting up a front. If you catch her crying silently afterwords, kiss her on the cheek and go watch television.
I've heard that this works like a charm on women.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
...Dude... that's his wife, not his girlfriend.
So Sky, when will there be a pic of your wife? Honestly, buddy...share the wealth...
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
roronoa3000
Banned
Kick her hard in the balls/ovaries.
Are you crazy man.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Okay I like the sound of this.It is very important to you right
Yes very important.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
I wanted to say sorry, I'm staring at her, too, but I'm pretty sure it has been done already. So I just say how it is...
SWEET LOVE! She deserves it! :lovecoupl
SWEET LOVE! She deserves it! :lovecoupl
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I'm staring at you staring at your wife.
Tell her when I am through with you she is next so she should get all the crying/sobbing and congested heaving out of the way. That turns me off when I'm trying to make a decent evening assault.
Now bend over Skyraider. Let us not turn this into anything ugly.
FYI: Look your wife in the eyes. It will make it go by better.
Now bend over Skyraider. Let us not turn this into anything ugly.
FYI: Look your wife in the eyes. It will make it go by better.
tell her to stop blowing the mail man. :eek:
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
If you are still staring at your wife then you can score out the "stare at her
like a pervert" option
like a pervert" option
GibbsGrad2002
Mr. Nice gallery
Make love to her
