I'm not a virgin!

[Straight Shooter]

Since there are a few threads with people proclaiming that they are virgins I figured I'd take the time to tell you that I'm not a virgin. Believe it or not women have actually ***** with me and no I didn't have to pay them. Unlike some of the self-professed virgins on here I'm actually quite dashing so I guess I have that going for me. Any advice on how I can get more tail?

 

[Jane Burgess]

Since there are a few threads with people proclaiming that they are virgins I figured I'd take the time to tell you that I'm not a virgin. Believe it or not women have actually ***** with me and no I didn't have to pay them. Unlike some of the self-professed virgins on here I'm actually quite dashing so I guess I have that going for me. Any advice on how I can get more tail?

Congrats. Next time post pics of your sexcapades

Be nice to women, we like that. Also don't use cheesy pick up lines.

 

[Spleen]

Be nice to women, we like that.

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

 

[Galactic]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

I've seen this play out over and over and over and over.......so fuckin' true.

 

[FranklinWalker]

Well,it's true.

 

[Deepcover]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

More foolish of them when they still cling onto the loser.....

 

[vodkazvictim]

Congrats. Next time post pics of your sexcapades

Be nice to women, we like that. Also don't use cheesy pick up lines.

*walks up to you*
*stands very close*
*looks down*

I'm wearing little mirrors on my shoes.
You're not wearing anything under your skirt.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

This.

 

[L3ggy]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

That is sadly the truth.

 

[PirateKing]

And here I was thinking that you'd be a suitable sacrifice for my deity.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

As mentioned by everyone before me, yup. That's been the cost of what I could consider many a meaningful relationship.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Congrats. Next time post pics of your sexcapades

Be nice to women, we like that. Also don't use cheesy pick up lines.

I never use pick up lines

 

[busaguy79]

Yeah i'm the nice guy which sucks because sadly no matter how much girls say differently they go for the 'bad boy'. Its funny because most of the girls that chose the bad boy over me got dumped and cheated on which brought a smile to my face! lol

 

[CunningStunts]

That is sadly the truth.

Aint that the sad truth... I was MUCH nicer when I was younger... then when I became the narcissistic, existential dick that I am today around age 30, my tail intake multiplied tenfold immediately.

 

[Member442]

Well I guess congrats. I hope the girls have all had fun with you.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Since there are a few threads with people proclaiming that they are virgins I figured I'd take the time to tell you that I'm not a virgin. Believe it or not women have actually ***** with me and no I didn't have to pay them. Unlike some of the self-professed virgins on here I'm actually quite dashing so I guess I have that going for me. Any advice on how I can get more tail?

Stop bragging about about your sex life. its not nice.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

unfortunately true in many cases, but being a gentleman works out better if you actually want something worthwhile that can last...

 

[Straight Shooter]

Stop bragging about about your sex life. its not nice.

Don't ****:tongue:

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

I never use pick up lines

People still use pick up lines?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I have to undermine this thread by proclaiming that I'm a virgin. I also wear a purity ring around my penis to show how dedicated I am to wait until marriage.