Im losing my virginity next week and seek advice

[joexxx]

ok im losing my virginity to an escort next week and would like some good advice.

please no joke comments or abuse just good solid advice on how to last as long as possible, best way to lick her out, how to make her cum etc.

thanks in advance for any constructive advice.

 

[Hot Mega]

To an escort? Uh, okay...in that case I would say you don't need any advice...

Not like you have to give an impressive performance or anything.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Here is the best advice I can give: Whether you do good or not, you still have to pay her. So make it good.

 

[AliciaRoze]

Oh, how I wish I'd be there.

I've been once with a virgin guy and from my experience, try to make it past the 2 minutes mark and most of all, enjoy the ride!!

 

[biomech]

It's an escort, dont eat her out. That is the best advice.
As for cumming, shes getting paid even if you do everything wrong she will make you think your a pornstar. Well if she is a good escort.

 

[bob_smith404]

don't worry about cumming too quickly. just make sure to get alot of rest before hand so that you can get hard again right after.
you should book her for an hour, so you can get a blowjob, fuck her a couple times, and really get your moneys worth. i'm sure if she knows you are a virgin, she'll be nice and teach you along the way.
just relax and enjoy yourself.

 

[GregCentauro]

Take a shower beforehand.

 

[BlueBalls]

Just remember to cry afterwards. Women LOVE that. :thumbsup:

 

[The Grasshopper]

Rhythm and sexual unison. Try feel her out and get to know each other's likes etc. Just because she's an escort doesn't mean you can't show her a good time. You may or may not want to mention you are a virgin as well since you only pop that once, maybe she'll do you right if you mention this, or she might take advantage of the situation but then that's the risk you run in not knowing her personality.

 

[KeepTheLightsOff]

Don't lick it. Jerk off a few times that day so that you'll last longer. Always helped me.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh jeez. ::FACEPALM::

 

[joexxx]

Oh, how I wish I'd be there.

I've been once with a virgin guy and from my experience, try to make it past the 2 minutes mark and most of all, enjoy the ride!!

thanks for the encouregement, ive booked her for 90 minutes, she nows im a virgin so i should be able to fuck her a few times, im really worried about cumming during the first blowjob though.

 

[Rey C.]

It's an escort, dont eat her out.

That made me do a double take. He actually wants to eat out a hooker?! Wonderful idea.

Is someone working on a facepalm smilie yet???!!!

 

[lechepicha]

It's an escort, dont eat her out. That is the best advice.

exactly.

my advice: please, oh dear lord, take a lot of photographs and post'em here.

really.

 

[bob_smith404]

don't worry about cumming during the first blowjob. there are few things that feel better than cumming while a beautiful woman sucks your cock. her head bobbing in your lap, her lips sucking tight around you, her tongue sliding up and down your shaft, practically coaxing your cum out of your cock. your hands go from running through her hair to 2 fists holding her hair tight as you involuntarily buck your hips, fucking her mouth, while she grips your ass with one hand and your balls with her other hand.....
whoops... sorry everyone.... got a little carried away there.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This is what he will be looking like and here is what the escort will look like

 

[JayJohn85]

Man its a escort you should take this opportunity to get her to teach you how to please a woman. Its what I would do in your case, cliched I know but fook it. Like if you just fook her she is going to give it the "ohhs and ahhhs" anyway.

Just give it, look missus this is the story "I want you to show me the ropes how do I please women!"

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Man its a escort you should take this opportunity to get her to teach you how to please a woman. Its what I would do in your case, cliched I know but fook it. Like if you just fook her she is going to give it the "ohhs and ahhhs" anyway.

Just give it, look missus this is the story "I want you to show me the ropes how do I please women!"

He should bring his mother along to make sure he is a gentleman and being nice. Also she will be a great encourager. Should totally let him keep calm in the situation. Also she might provide funny anecdotes to the escort while he is on his little play date with her. :hatsoff:

 

[JayJohn85]

Thats a great idea Whimsy...I'd love to hear one of yours

 

[~~whimsy~~]

She could maybe talk about the first time she walked in on him while masturbating. Or how she walked in on him with his willy between his mattresses pretending it was a woman. Maybe his mother will make such an impact he can become friends with the escort and she will come over monthly for half price as long as his mother is there to provide funny stories of his childhood.

I mean I am sure this will be better than that crappy advice about thinking of baseball. Right?