im creating a porn site

Hey guys I want to start a porn site too. I have a video camera, a computer, and a penis . This alone should qualify me to run a company. I still need girls, not models they are too rare I don’t have the time to find them. I am thinking ugly girls; do you think I can lure them in with Pop-Tarts? My friend said he would help but he says his penis is 4 inches… maybe we can get him a fake penis extension? By the way what are capital letters and periods? These things confuse and enrage me. Anyway I am going to heat up some leftover Hamburger Helper, I can make it now without even looking at the instructions on the back of the box! Any help would be appreciated.
 
I have been searching on the internet, but can't find anything. When I was a younger man, I used to have a tape of two young women taking part in a foursome. The action turned to both girls taking it anally when the one girl says something like, "I've got to yodel" and proceeds to yodel her orgasm. I always thought it was one of the funniest scenes in porn. Can anyone name the movie? I would like to see it again after all these years.
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I found this on a brief google search for yodel porn and it was from a few years back with no results so it seems the market has been done at one time perhaps but might be wide open. :thumbsup:
 
If the OP is serious, and not just asking a question for shits & giggles, the first thing (IMO) that he needs to do is stop asking for legal and/or business advice on message boards (porn related or not). That just has failure (and maybe jail time) written all over it. For legal advice, ask a lawyer. Or ask someone (established) who is actually involved in the production of porn. Of the names I know, Peter Acworth is probably one of the foremost experts on porn legality, as well as the business of porn. He owns Kink.com and he's probably forgotten more about the porn business than anyone here knows. On legal and business matters, he's very sharp (Ph.D. candidate in finance at Columbia University). He can be contacted through Twitter: Premium Link Upgrade . Ask him nicely and he may explain the ropes to you.
 
jerrel.... you still there, mate?

*taps monitor

hello.... did you want me to lie to you?

hello?

um.... i guess it could have been a great idea....






hello?

polly wanna a cock in her mouth?

....you there, mate?
 
DR. B said:
It’s NOT possible because sex in exchange for money is ******* in the State of New York regardless of reason or circumstance. New York State Law makes no provisions that differentiate between paying someone to have sex for the purpose of Adult Film Production and paying someone to have sex as it relates too common prostitution.

California is the ONLY place in the United States where productions of this type are actually legal. Adult film production is legal in California due to a precedent created by a 1988 decision of the California Supreme Court (California vs. Freeman). As a result of that decision, California became the FIRST AND ONLY state where a person can be legally hired to have sex for the purpose of making adult films. However, producers are still required to obtain permits before starting any such production. NO OTHER STATE HAS SUCH A PRECEDENT therefore production in any other State is, and will remain, *******!

It’s true that there are several legitimate Adult Production companies based in New York, but these companies do ALL of the actual filming in California where such production is legal.

Companies actually filming in the State of New York, are doing so contrary to NY State Law subject to prosecution on a variety of prostitution/pandering charges if caught.
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******* huh? Well you can be damn sure that thousands of people in other states are illegally being paid for sex for adult films. It happens all over the USA, not just California.
 
Harley Spencer said:
you can be damn sure that thousands of people in other states are illegally being paid for sex for adult films. It happens all over the USA, not just California.
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I'm sure people are doing it illegally. I thought I'd give him what I know since he wanted some advice about the laws in his state. He can film all he wants in his state, but if it's ******* and he gets caught, there might be consequences.
 
DR. B said:
I'm sure people are doing it illegally. I thought I'd give him what I know since he wanted some advice about the laws in his state. He can film all he wants in his state, but if it's ******* and he gets caught, there might be consequences.
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he'll give up on the idea once he busts his nut.
 
Maggie Green said:
See I knew I was on to something! Hmmmmm....hahaha : )
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Ok, how about this. You, me and Anders go in and buy cumyodel.com as partners. I'm sure Anders can get his dick away from ***** long enough to have Dirk suck it and yodel around the cum. I have my little HD camera we can use to film it. You can use your name to promote the cumyodel videos. Sure, it's false advertising since it will be Anders and Dirk but hey? Maybe that can be a new niche as well? Mystery cumyodel porn?Or we can just have you do the commentary. We could do a kind of Mystery Science Theater type take on it.

Then we can start extending it. Maybe hairy midget cumyodel videos??

Hmmm, I can see this. We should get together and have a board meeting about this...
 
jerrel1019 said:
hey guys i am currently in serious thoughts with a buddy of mine of starting up our own porn site, were located in new york and as of right now were thinking of just a blowjob site for the time being(we plan on filming and putting up our own content), if it happens to be successful well take the next step and just into hardcore porn. as of right now we have looked into webhosting and webdesign for our site, we actually also have the equipment we need, camera, lights, ect.........so a couple of questions i had are, does anyone know new york law regarding filming porn(do i need permits to film inside a hotel room, private residence..ect.(i kno about the model relese forms, were gonna have a lawer write them up for us))....as far the girls, i wanna use amature and B & C list start, i dont have the money for an A lister, how much would a blowjob scene cost to payout talent?any tips and suggestions would be welcome as well....and thanks in advance to whoever repiles:)
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I am in for a burger and fries...
 
Petra said:
Ok, how about this. You, me and Anders go in and buy cumyodel.com as partners. I'm sure Anders can get his dick away from ***** long enough to have Dirk suck it and yodel around the cum. I have my little HD camera we can use to film it. You can use your name to promote the cumyodel videos. Sure, it's false advertising since it will be Anders and Dirk but hey? Maybe that can be a new niche as well? Mystery cumyodel porn?Or we can just have you do the commentary. We could do a kind of Mystery Science Theater type take on it.

Then we can start extending it. Maybe hairy midget cumyodel videos??

Hmmm, I can see this. We should get together and have a board meeting about this...
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I'm actually one hell of a yodeler.

Just throwing that out there.
 
Petra said:
Ok, how about this. You, me and Anders go in and buy cumyodel.com as partners. I'm sure Anders can get his dick away from ***** long enough to have Dirk suck it and yodel around the cum. I have my little HD camera we can use to film it. You can use your name to promote the cumyodel videos. Sure, it's false advertising since it will be Anders and Dirk but hey? Maybe that can be a new niche as well? Mystery cumyodel porn?Or we can just have you do the commentary. We could do a kind of Mystery Science Theater type take on it.

Then we can start extending it. Maybe hairy midget cumyodel videos??

Hmmm, I can see this. We should get together and have a board meeting about this...
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Petra, do you reqiure a "fluffer"? If so, look no further! :D

Imagine ... getting paid just to prep the bedding - it's a dream job! :yesyes:
 
Sure. You can be fluffer. Please just don't think that you're getting anything hung like a ***** when it comes to Anders.
 
Petra said:
Sure. You can be fluffer. Please just don't think that you're getting anything hung like a ***** when it comes to Anders.
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Maybe a toy *****? A tiny toy *****, about an inch tall? A tiny toy *****, about an inch tall, without a penis?
 
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