I'm bored. Make me cum.

Ace Boobtoucher

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Rane1071

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There ya' go, Ani. Maybe some Shoreleave will get your motor running. :tongue:
 
Thanks for the contributions thus far. That owl inhaling the baby kangaroo was a hoot.

I look forward to my downtime but sometimes the boredom overtakes me when I'm the only one awake in the house. I think I need to take up kickboxing or something.
 

Rane1071

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Any idea when the new season starts, Rane?

No idea mate. I did see something on Reddit a while back that mentioned July 11th, but that's come and gone so your guess is as good as mine. I hope we get something soon though, best damned show to come along for ages.
 

ChuckFaze

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So I take it reenacting the Pie scene from American Pie over and over just no longer does it for you? :D

I wonder. I've seen TV commercials with cars referred to as "Sexy." WTF? A car sexy? That is bullshit. What ... is it gonna make you wanna go fuck its tailpipe? :eek: :shocked: Is it gonna make you go fondle its headlights? :rofl2: So the question is --- would a picture of your absolute Dream Car in your absolute favorite color for it make you cum? :D
 
I wonder. I've seen TV commercials with cars referred to as "Sexy." WTF? A car sexy?

I think my car is sexy. I'm not driving a porsche or anything but I like it. I don't want to have sex with it, but like sex, there's a symbiosis whenever I get in it. We become one. And when I switch gears and accelerate I can almost hear it say "mmm, go ahead daddy."

 

ChuckFaze

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:1orglaugh I have a feeling Fighter Pilots think the same about their F-16, F-15, F-18 or whatever Jet they're flying as they max out the throttle and pull the stick back to go vertical. They probably have an orgasm. :D
 

Rane1071

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Just don't stare at it too long, or ...

"ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-ASS!"
 

L3ggy

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