If You're A Deadbeat Who Got Evicted In America Should You Go To Norway And Become A Murderer?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You may end up with a better place then you had before. If you feel like You Might be getting evicted then just murder more tenants so they allow you to live there longer.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The only time you should go to Norway and become a murderer, is if that's what the contract calls for.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The only time you should go to Norway and become a murderer, is if that's what the contract calls for.

They give you the upper-tier Hulu package up there so convicts don't have to sit through commercials. If I were a criminal myself I would appreciate such progressively minded people over deplorable neanderthals for sure.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

They give you the upper-tier Hulu package up there so convicts don't have to sit through commercials. If I were a criminal myself I would appreciate such progressively minded people over deplorable neanderthals for sure.

If you were good at what you did, you wouldn't end up in the pokey.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you were good at what you did, you wouldn't end up in the pokey.

But then you’d end up being a bum. Improve your lifestyle and get a little sloppy.

 

[John_8581]

I know Norway is a Scandinavian country. And the Netherlands is located right below them on a European map.

But why am I thinking of Theo Van Gogh's (the great grandson of Vincent Van Gogh) brutal murder in Amsterdam?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)

Maybe because it was on the street and in the early morning. Crazy thoughts when I opened this thread.