If Your Cock Could Talk?

[Nester6]

What the fuck would it say? LOL

 

[dking]

give me that thang...gimme gimme more...ahahaha

 

[Eric Lindros]

"I'm a softy, but sometimes I can be very hard".

 

[BlueBalls]

"Damn man!!! I'm burning up, what the fuck is wrong with you? Dont just stick me any old place!!!"

 

[stampede2873]

I'm in CHARGE, Dammit!!

 

[tartanterrier]

I guess it would depend on who you were shagging

 

[acker75]

anybody, anytime, i'm as hard as steel...

bring it on!!

 

[DonkMan]

I'll take you, you, you aaaaannnd you! Sorry to you girls who I didn't choose, you must understand, I'm a little tired.

 

[The Joker]

"You are just a freak, like me."

 

[STDiva]

Mine would sing the lyrics to Freebird.

 

[pikachar]

"Holy ****, you beat me more than the Cops beat innocent people"

 

[rwill25]

"Why you do this to me?"

 

[Donkey Boy]

"Holy ****, you beat me more than the Cops beat innocent people"

LMFAO!!!:1orglaugh

Mine would probably be like a *** with ADD...

"Let's go in here!"

"Ooh! Let's go in here!"

"Hey, let's go in here!"

 

[GabberMan]

"I need a hug"

"I need a *****"

"I need a hug"

"I need a *****"

"I need a hug"

 

[broderic_randal]

"I am like a frightened turtle"

 

[Korastiz]

"Stop making me throw up! I don't want to be bulimic anymore!"

 

[biomech]

It would probably get a restraining order, and accuse me of inappropriate contact.

 

[JADick]

lets do some drilling

 

[gunslingingbird]

"What??? AGAIN?!?"

 

[Torre82]

"Please sir, can I have some more?"
~Oliver. The penis.

"These are my friends.. see how they glisten.. you are warm in my hand.. my lucky, lucky friend.. soon you will drip precious (pearls)..."
~Sweeney Todd