If you won the lotto tommorrow what would you do?
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After proper allocation, assume that nothing has changed at all . . . then . . .
donate accordingly to my local overflowing ****** shelters. Rescue two more *******. Maybe buy a modest home. No new exorbitant toys or anything like that . . just sorta cruise about life for a while.
donate accordingly to my local overflowing ****** shelters. Rescue two more *******. Maybe buy a modest home. No new exorbitant toys or anything like that . . just sorta cruise about life for a while.
buy freeones, ban everyone so I can talk to myself.
Well you've already got half of that handled...now you just need to see if FO is selling.
pay off all bills...get the hell out of this town...travel the world
1. pay off my mortgage
2. replace both my cars
3. finish my basement
4. pay off my ***'s mortgage
5. buy a big fat RV for my ***
6. give $40k to each of my ******** and ********-in-law
7. set aside $150k for each of my ****' college education
8. set aside $500k for my retirement
9. give most of the remainder away to several charitable causes
10. buy a new riding mower (my current one catches fire)
11. buy a Victory motorcycle
12. Fly Chica in for a visit and um, you know...
2. replace both my cars
3. finish my basement
4. pay off my ***'s mortgage
5. buy a big fat RV for my ***
6. give $40k to each of my ******** and ********-in-law
7. set aside $150k for each of my ****' college education
8. set aside $500k for my retirement
9. give most of the remainder away to several charitable causes
10. buy a new riding mower (my current one catches fire)
11. buy a Victory motorcycle
12. Fly Chica in for a visit and um, you know...
give my parents however much they wanted. buy a kick ass apartment in NYC (not huge and gaudy but modern and awesome). Live there with my bro. Attend Columbia Grad School. Give some off to friends, ****** and charities. Invest and Travel with the rest.
(depends on how much money I'd win)
I would....
1. give something to my parents and my *******
2. build a house deep in the mountains where I can be save
3. buy a computer based on the IBM roadrunner, for developing the greatest picture archive in the world :eek:
4. invide Janine Habeck for private shootings :lovecoupl
5. buy a full hd flatscreen tv
6. buy houndreds of games and blu rays
7. donate something for charities
8. donate something for freeones
9. travel through the world
10. make an own movie
I would....
1. give something to my parents and my *******
2. build a house deep in the mountains where I can be save
3. buy a computer based on the IBM roadrunner, for developing the greatest picture archive in the world :eek:
4. invide Janine Habeck for private shootings :lovecoupl
5. buy a full hd flatscreen tv
6. buy houndreds of games and blu rays
7. donate something for charities
8. donate something for freeones
9. travel through the world
10. make an own movie
buy a hummer
and hire JR Carrington LOL
and hire JR Carrington LOL
I lather myself up in butter and then pay off some angry kittens to lick it off.
Or
Pay to have my brain removed and then have it hooked up to a computer and then live forever as a machine.......then have my body stuffed and stuck to a pole outside of my house to scare away the school *****ren.
Or
Pay to have my brain removed and then have it hooked up to a computer and then live forever as a machine.......then have my body stuffed and stuck to a pole outside of my house to scare away the school *****ren.
I'd also set aside a secret stash to eat dinner at a good steakhouse and then visit the VIP rooms in several high-end strip clubs. (never been to a strip club)
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Pull a Marlon Brando and buy my own island.
Pay for Becks' liposuction and boob job
What are you expecting in return?
Do you write now? What magazines do you subscribe to?
The Writer Writer's Digest
Islands cost a lot. How much are you expecting to win?
Have massive plastic surgery so I look like Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, ****** him, allocate 350 billion dollars to bailout myself and deposit it in numbered Swiss accounts, surgically alter my appearance again, release Bernanke so he takes the blame, have a 500,000 ton ocean liner built, make it a tax free haven, declare myself King for life, and live on the World's ocean's.
Oh, and give $250 billion to the poor in the form of food and medicine over a period of 25 years.
Oh, and give $250 billion to the poor in the form of food and medicine over a period of 25 years.
Pay for Becks' liposuction and boob job
Thanks most kindly for the quality leer.
Must everything have a price?
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