If you won an Academy Award who would you thank ??

[Chrism86354]

I would say ''thank you'' and walk off the stage, thats all you need, all the histrionics is a waste of time and cringe worthy to watch.

absolutely! all you need to say is thank you, if someone deserves thanks they already know it there isnt any reason to state everyones names.

 

[poggy]

No one as I wouldn't be there, I'd have something better to do like breaking my agents knee caps telling him he works for free :1orglaugh

 

[BNF]

I'd thank Gisele, Monika, Famke and Alessandra for all agreeing to escort me to the after party, and the private after party in my suite.

 

[senob44]

I would thank whoever made the mistake that caused me to get the award.

 

[D-rock]

Nobody, it's against my philosophy to accept any awards above people telling me "thank you" or something like "job well done".

 

[titsrock]

I would be one to say a variation of "To all those people in my life who thought I wouldn't amount to shit..to those people who rejoiced at my failures..." :thefinger

Then I'd pop open a champagne bottle and spray the front row...take my tux off, shout "Who's laughing at whom now bitches!"..and let the security guards come running up to "escort me" and my statue off the stage.

That's the way I'd do it...

 

[Fresno]

The board of judges, My mother., and most of all FreeOnes & Members.