If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

[shimmy2]

changing anything about girls would alter the dynamics of everything around you. the insanity they cause and the emotions they provoke in the average man make industries like this possible. just play the game as is

 

[luis1972]

nothing

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

If I could redesign the female body, I would do like the old joke says, and not put the shitter so close to the snack bar.

 

[Moonchild22]

"If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???"

Availability and willingness.

 

[Hochimama]

1) Female ejaculate to count as one of your medically recommended 5 a day.

2) Self-lubricating assholes. (I know we have them already in the form of lawyers... but I meant on a woman!)

3) Distress-activated vagina dentata - because some men deserve it.

4) Permanent lactation. Just in case Starbucks start skimping on their lattes.

5) The ability to enter zero gravity at will. I like the idea of a basket job (without the apparatus obviously).

6) Pot luck pussy - every time you go down on it, it's a completely different taste. Sorta like a Bertie Botts Every Flavour Vagina.

7) Lady GaGa-esque nipple fireworks. Just cause it's that time of year.

This is what I want too .. squirting and lactatin :flame:

 

[mrtrebus]

Place a trio of holes on the small of the back, like on a bowling ball. Would make it so much easier to carry them & throw their unconscious body's into the back of my dirty van.

. . .& also make them all blind.

 

[Spleen]

I'd remove all body hair. All that would remain is head, eyebrows and possibly a small landing strip. I think it would be for the good of man kind.

 

[Master Roshi]

nothing, it was made just right

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

No PMS

No Periods! other then that the female body is perfect just the way it is.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Place a trio of holes on the small of the back, like on a bowling ball. Would make it so much easier to carry them & throw their unconscious body's into the back of my dirty van.

. . .& also make them all blind.

Damn! dude that is Mean!

 

[mrtrebus]

Damn! dude that is Mean!

Mean? I call it romance. Grab a good grip of hair in your left hand, then insert fingers of right hand into holes. & in one swift movement. . .hey presto she's in the back of the van! Job done!

 

[CunningStunts]

Maybe make breasts and buttocks less susceptible to gravitational pull... other than that, the female body is the most beautiful of all creations in the universe :2 cents:

 

[mrtrebus]

New idea! Swap breasts & buttocks around! :drool1:

 

[vodkazvictim]

None.
The female brain on the other hand...

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

New idea! Swap breasts & buttocks around! :drool1:

so she shit's from the front and breasts feed from ass, thats nice. lol

 

[CaptainNinja]

yeah, and who the hell is this by the way? I have been lacking in my chocolate department for a bit and she seems to be just what the doctor ordered.

who the fuck is this??? flylicker yummy!

I'd remove the mouth...wait, no they need that. No vocal chords!

Bria Myles - http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/153210/viewall

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I would eliminate all hair from the cracks of asses, and the muff would stop cleanly just before the groin, and well below the belly button, and never grow longer then 3/8 of an inch. All armpit and leg hair would be devolved, as would any upper lip hair. The only place hair would need to be removed from, is their cooters, if they so desired.

 

[Tha Mac]

I would change the female body so that it would want to be pleasured more!

 

[rizwano]

i would make sure that all female can do double penetration and squirting

 

[Bearded_Menace]

If I were God, I'd smite you all for even thinking about questioning my work!