If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

[Harley Spencer]

Ok, lets liven up this board! It's been pretty slow for a long time, partly because a lot of people left, partly because there don't seem to be any fun threads anymore. Back in the good old days, a thread could be posted in the morning and be on page 3 by the end of the same night. These days, you're lucky to get one to page 3 at all. Not good! :nono: Lets get this board going again, one step at a time.

So! If you could be a super hero, what would be your super power and outfit?

I think I'd have to go with a shapeshifter, and my outfit definitely needs to be something sexy and revealing. Maybe some boots, a corset, something like that. I like wings too, so maybe I could shapeshift myself to have some big, pretty angel wings. And mermaids are the best, so I could totally shapeshift into a mermaid! Seashell bikini optional.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd carve an ace on my head and become a serial boob toucher. No Caitlyn moob grabbing though.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I'd carve an ace on my head and become a serial boob toucher. No Caitlyn moob grabbing though.

What is Caitlyn Moob?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 9002216, member: 579739"]What is Caitlyn Moob?

I'm not exactly sure but I bet you're boobers are boobier boobs with more boob stuff in 'em.

 

[knowone]

Silver Surfer but with genitals and pants.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I'd be Pimp Man

Power: Pimp Hand so strong it could I could crush coal into diamonds.

Outfit: 1973 Richard Roundtree chic. Probably would add a jet pack for extra effect.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I wouldn't mind being Superhero Charles Bronson but before I did anything heroic my girlfriend/wife/daughter would have to get raped, killed, or all the above. In the end I'd still be able to walk off into the sunset doing a Mentos commercial though.

"Waiting... Still waaaaaaaiting."

"I told you quiche makes me sick. I thought it was pie."

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I would be "The Continental" with a smoking jacket, ascot and pencil thin mustache; with the ability to seduce the most beautiful women on Earf.

And there would be much touching of the boob.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

And there would be much touching of the boob.

I got the perfect girl for you. You're gonna wish you had 3 hands.

 

[RosyPalms]

So! If you could be a super hero, what would be your super power and outfit?

Superhero: Invisible Man
Superpower: turning invisible duh!
Outfit: dont need one

And i promise to totally go out and fight crime and not do anything pervy like sneak up on hot, corset wearing, shapeshifting women as they are getting dressed at home

EDIT: but on a serious note i think invisible man would be the worse power to have. I read some stuff on cracked and they brought up a few good points. If all your innards are invisible how would you see? your eyeballs are invisible so they cant process light and shapes and transmit all that info to your brain. And what would happen if i had to eat something? you guys gonna see liquid and food go down my throat, hang out in my stomach, and then eventually you will see it slowly turning into shit. I think i'll just go Supermans power of flying instead so that way i never have to sit in rush hour traffic and i'll never have to take the stairs ever again.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I think I'd have to go with a shapeshifter, and my outfit definitely needs to be something sexy and revealing. Maybe some boots, a corset, something like that. I like wings too, so maybe I could shapeshift myself to have some big, pretty angel wings. And mermaids are the best, so I could totally shapeshift into a mermaid! Seashell bikini optional.

My girlfriend would have to be a shapeshifter too. The possibilities would be endless!

 

[Petra]

My power, of course, would be to control the old ones.

Pretty sure the costume would be something green with tentacles....

 

[Bluejaye]

Zenith from 2000AD.
Although probably not as big an arse as he is and with an updated costume so I wouldn't look like I was auditioning for the new Bros line up.

For those who don't know, it's the British comic that brought Judge Dredd to the world.

 

[Supafly]

Come on, guys, put a little effort to it! Here is the online tool to create your look and outfit:

http://marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero

And here is my first take on this:

It is the SUPA DUPA FLY and it's goal would be to bring peace and have fun

Superpowers:

- Galactic Trans-Kaido: Everything directed at him and every attack that is not consciously accepted is flowing into the galactic Nulloid Sphere, from where he can cast it back at anything anytime as he chooses, or leave it there, to produce energy.

- The Bands of Zanuu: Given to him by the Ombud, these two bands worn on his wrists can only be taken off by the donor himself. Thy create forcefields, spheres and beams similar to [NOBABE]Susan Storm[/NOBABE]-Richards. But the fields can be turned into any temperature from absolute zero to nova-heat and be designed with any surface. Enemies put into orbs for an hour, surrounded by some great 3D-Porn tend to be rather peaceful afterwards

 

[Petra]

I used to play in a super villain RPG. My character was Doomsday Barbie, a 10 year old girl that got turned into a girl sized [NOBABE]barbie doll[/NOBABE] after playing in a playground that a big industrial villain was using to dump his radio active waste. She normally was just over 4ft tall, but could grow to 8ft, heal super fast, and duel wield chainsaws. People were usually horrified to see the other villains in the cell throw this 4ft girl at them until she grew and obliterated them.

There were some sacrifices the others had to make to have her around. She was 10 and acted like a 10 year old. She was also obsessed with the color pink and accessorizing...usually didn't play out well for the other villain's man cards.

 

[bofuvum]

Power: Speak every human language

Outfit: Jeans and T-shirt

 

[Ivy Adams]

YES! This thread is awesome. Thanks Supadupafly for the outfit creator

My name is obviously Ivy Adams, and yes that's a Tiara. I wear crowns when I become a superhero.
My power: The ability to control probability

 

[Supafly]

Ivy Adams[/URL][/B], post: 9003072, member: 966114"]YES! This thread is awesome. Thanks Supadupafly for the outfit creator

My name is obviously Ivy Adams, and yes that's a Tiara. I wear crowns when I become a superhero.
My power: The ability to control probability

It sucks that they do not have capes to sadd That would really round it off. GREAT work, right there!

 

[Anonyne#017]

I suppose something like...

Perhaps, I'd have more than one power, but one of them to absorb and transfer energy from the forest. Thought I'd simply call that the power of death, by hiding the strength under the weakness. That works to scare greedy people away and to hide my real powers, which are top secret to everyone except very rare chosen ones... Obviously that's not the original power of this character either, but something left behind... I'd simply call this character "the One" or "Origin", also less commonly know as the Trickster, outside of the forest. Thought I would not really call this character a superhero, but neither a villain...

Then this fairy forest needs some sexy curvy amazon babes to keep me entertained...

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I would be... Normal Guy. My outfit would be jeans and a shirt. I would totally blend into the crowd, it would be almost like being entirely invisible, which is totally like a superpower.

Pretty sure the costume would be something green with tentacles....

Have you been rummaging through my closet for ideas...?