If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

[Jack Davenport]

E.coli Man

Superpower: projectile diarrhea up to 3 football fields in distance.

Can do the job of 5 police battalions and National Guard in riot/crowd control in a fraction of the time.

Costume: Assless Harley riding chaps and Darth Vader mask.

 

[Elwood70]

I haven't come up with a name for it yet, but it would basically be this: Have you ever heard the expression "Ten feet tall and bulletproof.."?

My power would be that after enough booze I would be ten feet tall and bulletproof.

 

[Elwood70]

I forgot to add: In both senses of the phrase... literally and figuratively.

 

[Harley Spencer]

E.coli Man

Superpower: projectile diarrhea up to 3 football fields in distance.

Can do the job of 5 police battalions and National Guard in riot/crowd control in a fraction of the time.

Costume: Assless Harley riding chaps and Darth Vader mask.

So your costume is me without an ass, riding a few chaps while wearing a darth vador mask?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

So your costume is me without an ass, riding a few chaps while wearing a darth vador mask?

You without an ass is like Kool-Aid with no sugar. That's a world I don't want to live in.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

my power would be piss off everyone, oh wait i already got this one.

 

[itputsthelotion]

Easy. I'd have Rogue's powers. You know. That Rogue

You can permanently steal everyone else's powers. I'd take all of Superman's abilities, Daredevil's heightened senses and Professor X's telekinesis.

Don't know what I would want to look like though.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Easy. I'd have Rogue's powers. You know. That Rogue

You can permanently steal everyone else's powers. I'd take all of Superman's abilities, Daredevil's heightened senses and Professor X's telekinesis.

Don't know what I would want to look like though.

She's the first thought I had. And if you end up looking like her, we could totally go out.

 

[xdivasxpornstarsx]

All of my faves don't even have powers (Batman, Green Arrow), two have super soldier serums (Deathstroke, Captain America), so I'd probably want that, outfit wise either Arrow or Deathstroke from the CW version of Arrow.

 

[dpantski]

I'd be Awesomeman.

Awesomeman has no powers and it actually really lame. However because everyone "knows" he's a superhero they convince themselves that he's like really awesome because he has the perfect cheesy grin (and the whitest teeth) and wears an impressive looking white and blue costume that covers his beer belly and feeble body with a fake six pack and fake bulging muscles. The real hero is his young sidekick who is incredibly smart and strong but has self confidence issues and is happy for Awesomeman to take all the credit because Awesomeman is his/her only friend. Its rumoured later in the series when people start to wise upto Awesomemans lack of ability, that his real power is to bring out the potential of kids but when an outing of schoolkids being supervised by Awesomeman, all somehow get stuck at the top of a large crane that rumour is quickly quashed.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

All of my faves don't even have powers (Batman, Green Arrow), two have super soldier serums (Deathstroke, Captain America), so I'd probably want that, outfit wise either Arrow or Deathstroke from the CW version of Arrow.

Batman and Green Arrow DO have super powers. The power of wealth. That's the best super power ever.

 

[itputsthelotion]

She's the first thought I had. And if you end up looking like her, we could totally go out.

Is it wrong to want to be a woman just for a day?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

You can permanently steal everyone else's powers. I'd take all of Superman's abilities, Daredevil's heightened senses and Professor X's telekinesis.

You really wouldn't want those three's combined memories and anguish with you forever though, that would drive you mad. Rogue strugged with just Miss Marvel knocking around in there but Charles Xavier, Matt Murdock and Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman??? That's fucking Michel Roux Jr's recipe for batshit crazy.

 

[D-rock]

She's the first thought I had. And if you end up looking like her, we could totally go out.

The worst part of somebody being Rogue would be people calling that person Skunkhead. It wouldn't be worth it.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

The worst part of somebody being Rogue would be people calling that person Skunkhead. It wouldn't be worth it.

Then you just beat the shit out of them, suga.

 

[Supafly]

Batman and Green Arrow DO have super powers. The power of wealth. That's the best super power ever.

I do think, looking at what happens today, if I had the riches of, say, Bill Gates etc., I would laugh at people wanting to be able to lift 1000 tons or jump over mountains.

People like him shape and change the world from their office desk, without breaking a sweat or fearing Kryptonite.

 

[WntrMute2]

One word: Mind control.

 

[Harley Spencer]

One word: Mind control.

Yep! That's a good one. I think that'd be the best part of being a vampire.