If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

[om3ga]

Either Ben Mallory or Dylan Iger.

 

[dobster]

If i was ever a pornstar my name would be dobby long rod

 

[sterobbo01]

Mike Ant would be amuzing.

Say this fast in a cockney accent, "has anyone seen Mike Ant"?

 

[McNab]

^Any relation to Mike Hunt? LOL

 

[sterobbo01]

Mike Ant would be amuzing.

Say this fast in a cockney accent, "has anyone seen Mike Ant"?

^Any relation to Mike Hunt? LOL

One and the same but only intelligent people would understand it like you did.:hatsoff:

 

[dirtydubled]

Lincoln Log
Peter Waver
Telly Whacker
Jimmy Dixon (Dicks in)
Pootie Slaya
Jack Bone
yerkin gherkin

 

[KalasHusband]

I'd be Ben Fillher

 

[McNab]

H. P. Loveshaft.

 

[pathfinder]

Slim Prickins

 

[The Joker]

The Mighty Thor

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:dunno:
Woody Woodpecker
?

 

[BlueBalls]

Bob Monkhouse

 

[Ead]

Smokey London

 

[pathfinder]

mine will be
peter south

Nice. I JUST realize the "twist" on Peter North's name. It just never occurred to me until the other day.

 

[McNab]

Miles O'Toole
Biggis Dickis
Ivor Bigun (pronounced Big-un)

 

[D-rock]

Nice. I JUST realize the "twist" on Peter North's name. It just never occurred to me until the other day.

Maybe he should choose East as a last name. I think porn already has north, south, and west in some form. :1orglaugh

 

[guch8099]

Sexton Hardcastle...has "Sex" and "Hard" in the name...without sounding comical.

 

[90proof]

Well, if you go by that old game where your first name is your childhood pet's name and your last name is the street you grew up on, then my porn name would be:

J. J. Tahiti

Which I think is pretty good.

But if not, then I'd have to go with Beowolf Thunderfuck.

 

[guch8099]

Well, if you go by that old game where your first name is your childhood pet's name and your last name is the street you grew up on, then my porn name would be:

J. J. Tahiti

Which I think is pretty good.

But if not, then I'd have to go with Beowolf Thunderfuck.

LOL..."Thunderfuck"...nice.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Milo Church