definitely be pulling some people over and stealing their bags of weed hahahahhha
If You Were A Cop For A Day...
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i would go tearing up and down the motorway in my bmw m5 cop car pulling over and conferskating any high power super cars that took my fancy .and after dark prowl the streets looking the scum bags you know the sort pedo's druggies and general nutcases and shall we say getting rid of them via my trusty partner mr mp5 machine gun .
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Why get that close and personal? . . Use your resources, sonny! '':ak47:"
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Me, what would I do?
I'd inconspicuously park my police cruiser nearest the local Jr. College exit and pull over all of the hotties (speeding or not) . . . get them crying . . . negotiate a deal and whip it out! :blowjob: :angels: :hatsoff:
Like this :glugglug:
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I wouldn't abuse my power.
I'd arrest all hose motherfucking corrupt politicians and industry leaders safe in the knowledge that as I am only a cop for a day, they can't buy their own safety by threatening my career with their influence.
Fuckers
I'd arrest all hose motherfucking corrupt politicians and industry leaders safe in the knowledge that as I am only a cop for a day, they can't buy their own safety by threatening my career with their influence.
Fuckers
Pull over white people at random.
Gain about ten pounds from all the free food I get.
Steal money during drug raids.
Accept bribes from people I harass and pull over in order for them to get out of the EPIC fine I am about to write them. Bribes include money, blowjobs, and weed of course.
I will always have my siren on in my patrol car just so I can speed through red lights and drive on the wrong side of the road without any consequence.
Gain about ten pounds from all the free food I get.
Steal money during drug raids.
Accept bribes from people I harass and pull over in order for them to get out of the EPIC fine I am about to write them. Bribes include money, blowjobs, and weed of course.
I will always have my siren on in my patrol car just so I can speed through red lights and drive on the wrong side of the road without any consequence.
I would pull over every hot chick I could find and give them as many tickets and fines as possible. Not cause I'm a perv, but I want to even out insurance premiums for the males so society knows that women drive just as shitty or worse. Tired of chicks getting off of shit cause they are hot or they cry their way out.
One day to balance the scales isn't enough though.....
One day to balance the scales isn't enough though.....
Aint that the truth. My ex and my friend's girl are both super hot and have never EVER been ticketed even though they spend most of their lives going 90 miles per hour.
asian women in particular need more tickets.
hate playin to stereotypes but if nearly wreck one more time cause some korean lady desides to merge lanes without signaling i'm gonna follow her home and take a shit on her lawn and wipe my ass with her welcome mat
My wife is Korean, but she doesn't have a license. I fear or the day when she gets one in the USA! haha
I'd go around tasering pensioners/senior citizens all day long for 'looking at me funny'. As they writhed in agony on the floor soaked in their own urine and feces i'd laugh and laugh and laugh. I'd get my colleague to film the incidents then put them on dvds and sell them over the interent, people like Dirk, Stan, BlueBalls, Greg, Whimsy, A-Ry and mrtrebus would be rushing their orders in, what better footage to knock one out to. :rubbel:
jod0565
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I would start something new - arresting all the known drug dealers and gangs that are already known by the police department but are not messed with because the cops are on their payroll.
It would be time to take back the streets!
Oh, and get free donuts at Dunkin' Donuts.
It would be time to take back the streets!
Oh, and get free donuts at Dunkin' Donuts.
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