If you have sex with a prostitute...

[spaz33]

This is a very good question.

One must be satisfied with the service to leave a tip.

Or maybe its mates rates?

 

[RichardNailder]

If you didn't pay, she's not a prostitute.

Ain't no such thing as pussy you don't pay for.


In this case - you can pay by sitting in a 6x8 foot cell for ten years.


You should have paid the stupid crack whore her $14.00 and been done with it.

 

[RichardNailder]

If a prostitute masturbates, does she leave herself a tip?

And if so, what does she do with all that money?

 

[Petra]

And if so, what does she do with all that money?

Does she have to pay taxes on the tip?

 

[tartanterrier]

Does she have to pay taxes on the tip?

Of course because the taxman will catch up with her in the end.But then maybe
she'll get let off with a freebee

 

[Sam Fisher]

Re: If you have sex with a prostitute...

There is a good chance later on that your dick will fall off.

 

[Facetious]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6246553, member: 114093"]without her permission, is it rape or shoplifting? :dunno:

You Might be a redneck......... anesthesiologist.



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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you don't pay a prostitute she's not only a whore but a slut now too since she didn't charge.

 

[lurkingdirk]

If a prostitute dies in your hotel room of natural causes, do you still have to bury the body?

 

[vodkazvictim]

If you have sex with a prostitute, you're having sex with every prostitute that prostitute has ever had sex with.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If a prostitute dies in your hotel room of natural causes, do you still have to bury the body?

Just sprinkle a little crack on her and get the Hell out.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just sprinkle a little crack on her and get the Hell out.

Take her head and hands though, right?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Take her head and hands though, right?

Breast Implants too. Lot numbers.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Breast Implants too. Lot numbers.

And feet. Just for good measure.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

And feet. Just for good measure.

If you cut up that many steaks You Might as well take the whole roast away in a doggy bag.

 

[lurkingdirk]

If you cut up that many steaks you might as well take the whole roast away in a doggy bag.

The spine is the hardest to hide.

:2 cents:

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

The spine is the hardest to hide.

:2 cents:

Put a lightbulb on it and hey, it's a lamp!

 

[Rane1071]

If a prostitute dies in your hotel room of natural causes, do you still have to bury the body?

No. Just put her in a shopping trolley or laundry cart, it makes it easier for the Maid/Room Service to move her.


Just make sure you leave them a tip. Otherwise they get a bit cranky.

 

[Will E Worm]

without her permission, is it rape or shoplifting? :dunno:

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6248325, member: 114093"]New questions: Are all germans so literal and serious?

Maley... Says enough, doesn't it?