If You Had The Funds(money)

If You Had The Funds To Open Your Own Erotic Dance Club,..what Would You Name It,...here's My Choices,..............
The Wycked Bytch Lounge
Club Risque
The Beaver Patch
Xltease
Private Stock,(vip Club)
The International Showroom
The Sybarite

P.s.i Havn't Got Aclue If These Actually Exsist Anywhere Its Just What I Thought Up
 
Club Sin
Naughty Nights
The Dirty Grind
Forbidden Ritual
 
The eager beaver, or maybe the beaver dam. It would have to have the word "Beaver" in it, so we could have a funny cartoon mascot.

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And if the Sarlacc Pit ever went under, the next place would be called Titty Twister, and I'd have a mexican guy standing in front soliciting customers in a microphone saying "Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!"
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
And if the Sarlacc Pit ever went under, the next place would be called Titty Twister, and I'd have a mexican guy standing in front soliciting customers in a microphone saying "Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!"

LMAO :rofl:
 
Spanky's or.
The TD bar & grille

...we had one here in so. cal called "The Library", we'd just tell our wifes I was meeting my bros at the Library. I always got a strange look, because I haven't been in a library in 15 years.

Our local one is called "The Main Attraction". Our nickname for that one is called MA's They never caught on to that one either.
 
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