"If You Had A Genie's Lamp - 3 Wishes" Thread

[NAMOR]

1. Graduating college
2. Paying off my college debt
3. **saved for a future date when needed**

 

[Sweeper]

3. **saved for a future date when needed**

lol, you just want to keep that Genie around don't you?

 

[Antitrust343]

1) the ability to think of any girl , including celebrities, and have them show up at my door that same day to fuck
2) some smart way to get infinite money without throwing off world currency markets and audits by the IRS.
3) be to able to memorize anything i read, being able to call from that memory at any time

 

[bookas]

1) Faster than Light Travel scientifically possible
2) The elimination of organized religion
3) To find out where the hell I left my checkcard this morning :/

 

[Undertaker]

1) Incredible power (not bush power)
2) A shelby gt 500 67'
3) a world where im the KING

(im not really a psycho , just slightly)

 

[McRocket]

1) Perfect health for every human forever.
2) King of the World for life.
3) End religion everyhere forever.


Great threads lately Nightfly.:thumbsup:

 

[member2686]

I'm just trying to add more quality content in order to keep the board interesting and fun! Thank you for the compliment! :nanner: :hatsoff:

Great threads lately Nightfly.:thumbsup:

 

[Jacksson_77]

Wow, I didn't expect that it is so difficult to choose three wishes. Till now my third wish had always been "unlimited wishes forever", but that isn't allowed here.
So let me think...

OK, my conclusion is that I only have one wish:

I'd like to always make the perfect decisions.

Thus, I won't regret number two and three later.

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[mike s]

1)to Have Jasmine Tame For Life!
2)be Rich Me And My Mom,AUNTS!!!!
3)to Have A Bmw 645li The Top Of The Line One!!!!!!!

 

[superfly2]

I would wish for:
1. Omniscience
2. Omnipotence
3. Immortallity

 

[KungFuDude]

1. A talking monkey who wears armor and is ready to do battle everytime I come home to my apartment.

2. To be apart of a heist, and succesfully escape in a van driven by my talking battle monkey.

3. And the somewhat supernatural ability to find a parking space within 10 blocks of my building!

 

[Nate1218]

Well since I am a baaaaad Republican,:thefinger I will just say it:

1st wish- War!
2nd wish- More War!
3rd wish- More Bloody War!::violent::ak47: Ha Ha (poof)

Somebody just used a wish to wish me off this board temporarily, didn't they?

 

[KungFuDude]

Somebody just used a wish to wish me off this board temporarily, didn't they?

That was me, but not for your wishes. Wish on I guess... We all have our dreams, no matter how crazy they may seem.

No, it was for your use of those lame smilies. :yinyang: :angels: j/k

No, seriously it was for your double post.


Actually, truthfully, I never made a wish at all. C'mon... who believes in a magic genie anyway?

 

[superfly2]

1. A talking monkey who wears armor and is ready to do battle everytime I come home to my apartment.

Would this monkeys name be "Kato" by any Chance? :frenchman

 

[jumbo_jim]

1. Know everything that at least one other pereson in the world knows.
2. To never die or feel pain.
3. To be the richest person in the world for all eternity.

A bit selfish I now but if I am offered a shortcut to what I imagine would be a better life then I might as well take it.

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

Another great thread Nightfly.

1. No racism.
2. World a single country.
3. Proper division of power, wealth & freedom among all humankind.

 

[woosydoosy]

1) to know all and everything
2) to control time (not as a loophole to enjoy more wishes)
3) ability to change things to different thing

 

[Nate1218]

Well since only one person has repped me off so far, :wave: (glad that a lot of you took my joke well) I will come clean and let everyone know my real three wishes.

1st wish - To Be Rich
2nd wish- To Be Popular
3rd wish- To Look Like Whoever I Want

 

[calpoon]

1) Perfect health for every human forever.

holy shit, dude. your second wish should be for everyone to be sterile. It's about to get REALLY crowded in here. hahaha