If they offered you the job of President would you take it, and if you took it

[Elwood70]

Damn; how much power do you guys think the President actually has? He's not a king.....

 

[Red Spyder]

Sure, then I'd have my first televised address where I'd point to the camera and say "girl, you should have said 'yes'" followed by me going like this to her :thefinger: then having my 'secretary' (a Veronica Zemanova look alike) sit on my lap to take dick-tation for the rest of my televised address.

But if we're serious I think I'd issue a pardon for Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean as the first presidential act, followed by the repeal or defunding of the Health Care "Reform" law and I'd ask Congress to replace it with a law that will make all politicians pay out of their own pockets for any new programs they want to create, not with the people's money. If they really care about it, they should pay for it.

 

[Supafly]

Here is what I would do:
-close the frontier permanently with Mexico and sent back all illegal aliens back to Mexico or wherever they come from
-revote budget for remanufacturing the f22
-send to prison all drug dealers and send to death penalty all drug/cartel leaders
-send to prison or death penalty all gang members known for murders, rackettering, theft, drug trafficking, prostitution and money laundering
-allow porn industry no to force their actors to wear condom if they don't want to but I would vote that test against stds should be a mandatory every week
-forbid gay mariage
-cancel NDAA, PIPA and ACTA
-allow milices to kill gang members
-give bonuses to people who support their auto industry
-cancel free healthcare and social security because a nany state is what ruins a country
-allow the army to get rid of gangs in the worst neighbourhoods
-file in court all corrupt senators, mayors and governors as well as size ,sell their properties and send them in prison
-meritocracy introduction in all sectors of economy, the people who have the best results, get the better salary and the honors
-favoring qualified and skilled personnel in all kind of jobs
-introduction of courses of discipline and civic education in schools with the help of military personnel
-voting sanctions against the mpaa and riaa for wanting to crook people with high retail prices on musis and cinema stuff
-introduction of the possibility of revocation of the citizenship for someone working against the own interests of the country whether it is economically, morally and socially

So basically, you would be Bashar al-Assad, just not in Syria but in the USA?

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

my first act would be annex south America

 

[georges]

So basically, you would be Bashar al-Assad, just not in Syria but in the USA?

I would be more of sort of Ronald Reagan. If you are too laxist with criminals they hurt innocents and are like the plague. Bashar El Assad sent his Army against civilians whereas I clearly said gang members which are at 99% scumbags and criminals. Drug dealers and gang leaders are scum too especially in USA, hence why they must rot in prison forever and never be free.Legalizing drugs is not a solution because when one is sick you pay taxes and with the money of these taxes, it goes to help people to cure them of their drugs, again a socialist nanny state equals the distribution of misery. Corrupt politicians have fucked up a lot of people and stole a lot of money, I don't think they should be allowed to enjoy their freedom. Do some people like Michael Moore deserve to still have their citizenship? Absolutely not. Meritocracy is part of capitalism, it is not socialism or dictatorship, it always existed.

 

[ralph furley]

i'd ban Georges from ever setting foot in the US

 

[georges]

i'd ban Georges from ever setting foot in the US

You are so laughable:1orglaughI have already set foot 9 times in the US in the past because I have relatives living there. And it is not someone like you who will prevent me to visit the USA if I want to. Maybe I perhaps should prevent you to keep your mouth open for spreading such lame statements.

 

[Ike Stain]

Surely would if I were American...I would start so much shit it wouldn't be funny. Such as...Sex and bbq parties at the White House (yes the taxpayers pays for my parties), continue with job losses and pretend to even care...I would increase welfare so people with no lives can enjoy their "no lives" even better, secretly work with the wealthy even though on TV I publicly called them the "Axis Of Scum", use taxpayers hard earn money so that me and the First Lady can go down to places like Monaco, Australia and Jamaica in order for us to get away from politics and focus more on partying and getting laid, get rid of illegal immigrants coming into the country (there is just too many coming in), legalize prostitution and brothels, keep on breaking promises to the country, start A SALT Treaty, destroy minorities their rights even though they were the majority to get me elected, set up a genius strategy so my party can control the House and the Senate, get myself totally involved and start close allies with Czech Republic, Ukraine, Russia, Romania and Iran, send those who isn't making any money in America off to war, get myself involved and start a sexual relationship with a sexy, confident female intern--the media would call it call it "Operation Naughty-gate", lie to the people about my vile actions, divorce the First Lady, resign or suffer impeachment. I'd prolly be impeached anyways where the government would still grant me my hefty pension including Presidential Painting and most of all, being remembered as one of America's greatest Commander In Chief.

This is pretty comprehensive. Aside from the immigration thing, you got my vote. Let me know if you ever consider making a run for it!

 

[Deepcover]

This is pretty comprehensive. Aside from the immigration thing, you got my vote. Let me know if you ever consider making a run for it!

Will do!:hatsoff:

 

[Ravenholm]

I'd take the job only if they sent me in Monica Lewinski (sp?) every morning when in the oval office. If she wasn't available then Sarah Palin.

 

[monicasilver]

Yes and my first priority would be to go to the kitchen and eat them big tubs of ice cream with sprinkles, afterall isnt that what being president in the US is all about?

Hmmmmm

 

[LeyaFalcon]

No. I would not want to be the presiden, ever, too much work for not enough pay!!

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Go on a spree of conquest unseen since the days of the Roman Empire ("Toga! Toga! Toga!"). If the rest of the world thinks they hate the U.S. now, just wait until we annex their asses and build super-duper Walmarts on their countries. :elaugh:














:jk:

 

[vodkazvictim]

^ 'They' call Obama a socialist - what outlandish term would they think up for you!?

Alco-mo-holic?