If I were president...

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
If I were president of the U.S. alot of **** would be different:

First and formost I'd bring home all the americans in Iraq! Fuck Iraq let them fend for themselves now!

Weed would be legalized and controled just like *******!

The boarder crossing issue wouldn't be an issue since I'd order a shoot to **** policy! :ak47:

Schools and hospitals would get alot more federal funding so our ******** would get the education they deserve and people in hospitals could expect to live longer, healthier, happier lives!

I'd cut taxes in half and I could do that by not wasting so much damn money on some bullshit war that noone wants anyway!

Fund a federal road repair bill to fix ALL potholes on EVERY road in america! I'm sick of driving over fuckin pot holes everywhere!

Oh and id be honest about ****! Something that no other president has ever done!

Plus many other things I can't think of right now I'm sure i'll add to the list later on!
Here's my idea for a campaign speach or the start at least:
"I will bring home all americans...ALL americans from Iraq..."
That should get people's attention!
 

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