If I give a blowjob to a woman with a strapon, are you gay?

[lurkingdirk]

This is something I've been worried about ever since I saw that look in your eye while I blew the strapon. You were enjoying it a bit too much.

But maybe I misunderstood?

 

[jod0565]

Disturbed, you are.

 

[thebear247]

are the mods on holidays.
some left the door open and all the crazies are out again

 

[LukeEl]

no dirk you are just thinking that the strap on is some kind of flavor stick. I have seen this happen to many of my patients.

 

[PirateKing]

Nope, no misunderstanding here. you guessed correctly. Does that make me depraved? perhaps. I dont really care.

 

[biomech]

No its fine Dirk. Now open wide.

 

[lurkingdirk]

No its fine Dirk. Now open wide.

:lovecoupl

 

[feller469]

let us know when the strap-on ejaculates


hey, who took my Twinkies?

 

[BlueBalls]

Did you cup the sack?

Do strap-on's even have sacks?

How about foreskins? If you're into that kinda thing...

How much eye contact between you and the strap-on owner?

Any fake moans from the lady in question or was it all you?

How do you clean a strap on, are we talking a good once over with a wet wipe, or do you shove it in the dish washer for a couple hours?

How big was the strap-on?

What were we talking about again?

 

[GregCentauro]

Only if the woman is a NeoCon

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did you cup the sack?

You know I do. Well.

Do strap-on's even have sacks?

If you select that option when ordering...and really. Who wouldn't

How about foreskins? If you're into that kinda thing...

Again, an ordering option. I prefer extra foreskin with bonus smegma layer.

How much eye contact between you and the strap-on owner?

I never break eye contact ever. Even when I'm tearing up because I'm deep throating.

Any fake moans from the lady in question or was it all you?

I prefer to be the one to vocalise. I have a lovely voice.

How do you clean a strap on, are we talking a good once over with a wet wipe, or do you shove it in the dish washer for a couple hours?

Soaking it in a bucket of bleach for a couple hours does the trick.

How big was the strap-on?

Made you look enormous. I promise.

What were we talking about again?

The weekend we spent on the Isle of Mann?

 

[BlueBalls]

The weekend we spent on the Isle of Mann?

Ahhh, yes......































































..... oh, right. Carry on. :hatsoff:

Mmmm.......

 

[lurkingdirk]

Carry on. :hatsoff:

:rubbel:

(don't make me work out alone...)

 

[gunslingingbird]

{Adds to post count}

 

[roronoa3000]

Only if you enjoyed it.

 

[ChefChiTown]

This is something I've been worried about ever since I saw that look in your eye while I blew the strapon. You were enjoying it a bit too much.

But maybe I misunderstood?

It depends. Was my poop still on the tip of it, from when you assloved me with it the other night? I don't remember washing it, sooooo...:dunno:

 

[Galactic]

Only if the woman is a NeoCon

For the love of god, don't taunt him........

 

[maildude]

Thread closed.

 

[Gordar]

Depends on the woman. If it's a hot girl, then no. If it's Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr, then most certainly. Besides, if you suck a strap-on worn by those any of those two ladies, you're the one who's gay, not me.

If I stuck my dick in your ass while you'r giving that blowjob, then I'd be gay!



(where do you live again?)

 

[sporty_carr]

Yes.

But if I give a woman to a gay for a blowjob, am I a strapon? :dunno: