If Carrie Underwood...

Would You...

  • Flush it down

    Votes: 16 47.1%
  • Call her and demand that she clean it up herself

    Votes: 6 17.6%
  • Let it float there and stare at it

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • Chef, I **** you and your dumb haircut

    Votes: 5 14.7%

  • Total voters
    34
Wow. Has every topic been discussed on this board? I mean, this is a serious question?













I'd flush it. That's gross. **** is ****.
 
Take the **** out the toilet. Bake it into a pumpkin pie. Then invite her over and feed it to her.

Yeah... that will teach her.
 
I would take it out and make it into something nice, maybe a coffee cup or a napkin holder.
 
Pull it out, let it dry and make a nice necklace out of it.
It would be a great conversation piece.
"Did I ever tell you about the time Carrie Underwood stopped by......"
Excellent.:D
 
I was always told girls didn't ****. :confused:

First Santa Claus, now this. :weeping:

Thanks Chef :crash:
 
I'm not going to answer the poll until I know whether there's any way I'm getting sex out of this from Carrie. If she's going to come back to the house to get it on, I'll be willing to just flush her indiscretion away.

If she's just going to *** and run, then I will hunt her down with a baggie of her *** to fling at her.


It's the monkey in me.
 
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