If Carrie Underwood...

Would You...

  • Flush it down

    Votes: 16 47.1%
  • Call her and demand that she clean it up herself

    Votes: 6 17.6%
  • Let it float there and stare at it

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • Chef, I hate you and your dumb haircut

    Votes: 5 14.7%

  • Total voters
    34

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
If Carrie Underwood was at your house and took a poop in your bathroom, and you noticed only after she left that she had forgotten to flush it down, would you...

A) Flush it down for her and continue on with your life as if nothing happened.
B) Call her up and demand that she come back and clean up her mess.
C) Let it float there for a while and call your friends so they can come over and marvel in it's glory. I mean, come on...it's Carrie Underwood's poop.

:dunno:

Discuss.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Hi, TMZ... it's me again. I got a good one for you this time. Carrie Underwood is nasty and I got the proof.
 
Neither, because that's disgusting. However, if it were her pee, I'd be taking a golden shower. I could die happy knowing that I bathed in Carrei Underwood's pee. I tink I'll listen to "Some Hearts" now. I have her CD, you know.
 

Namreg

Banned
reality TV retards will never be in my house, car, or other thing that i own, ever; or i will flush them down a toilet.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'd stare at it. Maybe get a stick and poke at it.
 
I'd sell it on Ebay and make some good money off shit. :thumbsup:
 
Trick question. Everybody knows that Carrie doesn't ever have to take a shit. At least that is what I tell myself. Fuck you Chef
 
I'd rub it all over my body and then call BlueBalls and lurkingdirk to lick me clean. We would film the action to post the video here so that you all can partake and have a little wank to Carrie Underwood's shit being licked off my nipples.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Where is Bacon Salt/Knob_Cheese when you need him???
 
Flush it down. But I probably wouldn't let her leave without having a nice candlelight dinner first and maybe some dessert afterwards. :D

If Carrie Underwood was at your house and took a poop in your bathroom, and you noticed only after she left that she had forgotten to flush it down, would you...

A) Flush it down for her and continue on with your life as if nothing happened.
B) Call her up and demand that she come back and clean up her mess.
C) Let it float there for a while and call your friends so they can come over and marvel in it's glory. I mean, come on...it's Carrie Underwood's poop.

:dunno:

Discuss.
 
I'd rub it all over my body and then call BlueBalls and lurkingdirk to lick me clean. We would film the action to post the video here so that you all can partake and have a little wank to Carrie Underwood's shit being licked off my nipples.

You, sir, are a sick mother fucker.

and I DIG that about you. I'm on my way. :nannerf1:
 
Choice B is the only correct choice. Then I would tell her to get back in the kitchen and make me a french dip.

I think 2010 will be a RETURN OF THE AMERICAN CAVEMAN -- Caveman Values are coming back people....:thefinger
 
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