Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
He didn't get that $150 million for being smart. He got it for being able to take and receive punches. That is the antithesis of smart. Well, maybe not antithesis. I mean, he gets a metric shitload of cash for being a stupid thug. But it's not like he made his paydays by being a shrewd investor or a tech innovator. He makes his living in probably the dumbest way possible.
On a side note, shouldn't this be in the sports forum?
On a side note, shouldn't this be in the sports forum?