i know there are many members here like myself who are deeply in to ****. for you i will share my own secret recipe of turd tea. it is a delicious ***** and it will warm you up in the winter mornings.
you will need,
1 large mug (or flask if you want to make a full days worth)
2 a saucepan
3 wooden spoon
4 salt and pepper
5 garlic (not essential as it makes your breath smell)
6 about 5oz of human **** (laid no more than 2 hours before)
method:
get a pan of boiling water on the go. add the turd in small pieces (stirring all the time)
add salt and pepper to taste. i like to add garlic too.
once the nice log of a turd has dissolved in the water pour into your mug and ***** whilst nice and hot. Lovely.
put the remainder in a flask and take it to work with you. will go down a treat at lunch time. :thumbsup:
you will need,
1 large mug (or flask if you want to make a full days worth)
2 a saucepan
3 wooden spoon
4 salt and pepper
5 garlic (not essential as it makes your breath smell)
6 about 5oz of human **** (laid no more than 2 hours before)
method:
get a pan of boiling water on the go. add the turd in small pieces (stirring all the time)
add salt and pepper to taste. i like to add garlic too.
once the nice log of a turd has dissolved in the water pour into your mug and ***** whilst nice and hot. Lovely.
put the remainder in a flask and take it to work with you. will go down a treat at lunch time. :thumbsup:
