I want to be President of the United States

You are on the right track. First you to become a powerful Alderman and learn the political ropes from the Chicago Machine, then you can move up to become the first Latino mayor of Chicago (after Rahm), when you are on the National stage, run for POTUS with the entire US Latino vote on your side. You better hope Antonio Villaraigosa doesn't beat you to the punch. Hit me up for sound marketing advice.

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This is exactly what my plan is. Although I'm debating between mayor or U.S. Senator after being Alderman. I would run as a Democrat.
 
You don't ask the questions. Best thing you can do is have me on your side when you run and I keep all this sordid stuff out of the light. No one will ever know about that weekend on that farm. No one will ever know about that time the subway went down and it was completely dark for ten minutes.

No one needs to know any of this stuff!

I'm the shadowy figure with a fake cigarette puffing out fake smoke you need to have on your side when you run for a glitzy position like President!

I could set up a White House 'Plumbers Unit' like Nixon did. I'll keep you in mind, I am from Chicago and am very familiar with the 'Chicago Way' of politics.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'm the shadowy figure with a fake cigarette puffing out fake smoke you need to have on your side when you run for a glitzy position like President!

You're the CSM?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
You don't ask the questions. Best thing you can do is have me on your side when you run and I keep all this sordid stuff out of the light. No one will ever know about that weekend on that farm. No one will ever know about that time the subway went down and it was completely dark for ten minutes.

No one needs to know any of this stuff!

I'm the shadowy figure with a fake cigarette puffing out fake smoke you need to have on your side when you run for a glitzy position like President!

Don't trust him.
 
Bah! It is not about trust as it is about I know all your dirty secrets inside and out...

Trust went down the river like that problem you solved a year or so ago. Remember that?

Exactly.
 
You never know I could become the first Latino president of the United States.:)

Not if Marco Rubio can help it.

Am I crazy for wanting to become President of the United States? I'm only 20 so I have alot of time until this could become reality but ever since I was a kid I've aspired to become President. Also I've been giving some thought to running for alderman once I graduate college.


Hey go for it. But I'm thinking you posting on Freeones would somehow get out. But if you really want to, why not?
 
Not if Marco Rubio can help it.




Hey go for it. But I'm thinking you posting on Freeones would somehow get out. But if you really want to, why not?

I'll tell the people I posted on a porn forum when I was 20 lol. There are far worser things I could have done than posting on a porn forum for example having a child out of wedlock, having sex with escorts, or cheating on my wife.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
I'll tell the people I posted on a porn forum when I was 20 lol. There are far worser things I could have done than posting on a porn forum for example having a child out of wedlock, having sex with escorts, or cheating on my wife.

...umm..The last on is the only bad thing.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Well he'd be a good guy to have around. I wouldn't surround myself with a bunch of yes men. I want people who aren't going to be afraid to disagree with me and will put forward an opposing opinion.

But he'll bring cats....
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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I want to be President of the United States

Have you ever been to a mosque?
Have you ever had a muslim friend?
Have you ever been in the same room as someone that was a member of the SDS?

If your answer to any of these questions is yes you're a terrorist sympathizer and probably not electable. Sorry, but this is The United States, and we have our priorities.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Am I crazy for wanting to become President of the United States? I'm only 20 so I have alot of time until this could become reality but ever since I was a kid I've aspired to become President. Also I've been giving some thought to running for alderman once I graduate college. You never know I could become the first Latino president of the United States.:)

You've been a member of a porn board. Someone will find out and it will creep back to bite you in the ass. So no chance.
 
I'll tell the people I posted on a porn forum when I was 20 lol. There are far worser things I could have done than posting on a porn forum for example having a child out of wedlock, having sex with escorts, or cheating on my wife.

Well, if you're running as a democrat the press will just ignore all of that, even help you cover it up or help you find excuses for that, maybe only Glen Beck would bring it up and he'll just be called a crackpot. :D
 
To be president of the United States you have to be a level 12 Mason and your family have to have been descendants of the original Bavarian Illuminati. Your family also have to be pretty high up in the Illuminati today, sharing bloodlines with the Clinton's, the Bush's, the Roosevelt's and the Windsor's.

If you haven't fucked a lowly sacrificial peasant girl with her throat cut, using her own blood as lube at least once under the giant owl at Bohemian Grove, surrounded by the surviving past presidents and the other leading globalist figures (The Reptilians, The Moon Jews, etc) who hope to bring about an 80% reduction on the Earth's population for their own wicked gain, then there's absolutely no chance you'll ever be president.

Sorry kid...
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
To be president of the United States you have to be a level 12 Mason and your family have to have been descendants of the original Bavarian Illuminati. Your family also have to be pretty high up in the Illuminati today, sharing bloodlines with the Clinton's, the Bush's, the Roosevelt's and the Windsor's.

If you haven't fucked a lowly sacrificial peasant girl with her throat cut, using her own blood as lube at least once under the giant owl at Bohemian Grove, surrounded by the surviving past presidents and the other leading globalist figures (The Reptilians, The Moon Jews, etc) who hope to bring about an 80% reduction on the Earth's population for their own wicked gain, then there's absolutely no chance you'll ever be president.

Sorry kid...
No, to be president of the US you need to fund something like this and then act as though it suffers none of the failings listed in the video:
 
To be president of the United States you have to be a level 12 Mason and your family have to have been descendants of the original Bavarian Illuminati. Your family also have to be pretty high up in the Illuminati today, sharing bloodlines with the Clinton's, the Bush's, the Roosevelt's and the Windsor's.

If you haven't fucked a lowly sacrificial peasant girl with her throat cut, using her own blood as lube at least once under the giant owl at Bohemian Grove, surrounded by the surviving past presidents and the other leading globalist figures (The Reptilians, The Moon Jews, etc) who hope to bring about an 80% reduction on the Earth's population for their own wicked gain, then there's absolutely no chance you'll ever be president.

Sorry kid...

yeah the truth hurts, unfortunately the USA does not elect leaders to the oval office, only puppets can be elected to the presidency, JFK was put in the white house as a puppet but somehow during his term he woke up and realized what he was told to do was wrong and he started making moves to end the federal reserve and end our involvement in Vietnam, he started to believe in the USA as a place of freedom and pursuit of happiness just like the some of the founding fathers envisioned thus he became a threat to the elites so they had to deal with him accordingly :(
 
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