I'm serious...
Its Completely Bullshit - a tax dodge, completely mocking most beliefs - complete bunk - disrespectful.
this being Easter is another reason, I come from a manipulative controlling family with relatives who attend mass (in any church) every holiday or holiday season, and would believe in the tooth fairy before believing in god.
I want an excuse not to go to Easter dinner or Thanks Giving dinner or Christmas dinner and be forced into another family hostage situation.
I want to have the power of political correctness behind me.
the authority to say my bullshit is right and not be questioned on it.
and to create arbitrary ritual for the sake of watching people move and act in some really stupid manner for no real reason what so ever.
I also want to make money without doing any real work.
and since I don't have the aptitude or educational background to become a lawyer or real estate agent, I figured the founder of my own religion is the best way to go.
It will probably be something along the lines of a new age cult or Scientology - as the classic Holidays are credited to the Bible, and I can't stand either of them, and its part of what I want to avoid.
I'm not above stealing stuff from the popular mythology book, but I would prefer the Gods and Goddesses from Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and the like.
I want there to be some spiritual basis to it - Nothing original, mostly common sense stuff - easy to remember.
A few basic rules and laws - nothing as repressed and constricting as the standard stuff we all know.
most importantly it should be an exclusive membership faith, know some one to get in, pass a trial period, nothing backwater hicksville cultish ware we wait for the ATF to burn us out - or have a leader make everyone drink the cool aid.....
just so we can weed out the true believers and send them home.
I know its starting to sound like the Knights of Columbus, but they wouldn't allow porn - drinking and whoring, and all sorts of good fun we would have during our high holly meetings that just happen to fall on such equinox times of year about the time as Easter, Christmas, and Thanks Giving.
with such sacred and secret rituals that will be held in private seclusion involving the watching of the porn, the watching of the movies, the listening to the music, the chilling of the out, and the tapping of the ass of the sacred whore.
Yes this does sound bitter and angry as well as sarcastically blasphemous,
That's because I am Bitter angry and filled with sarcastic blasphemy.
The bullshit in my life is just getting deeper and deeper and it is mostly family based with a good measure of politics and money thrown in.
so right now, metaphorically tearing society a new one would make me feel allot better.
Any Holy Rollers want to chastise me or tell me I'm going to Hell for this, be my guest, I'm all ready in Hell.
and God is on the top of my shit list right now.
George Carlin said scratch a cynic and you will find a disillusioned idealist.
So just for laughs, any idea on how this new movement should work?
I'm no L Ron Hubbard but if this gag actually comes to be something, I would attempt to start it.
Its Completely Bullshit - a tax dodge, completely mocking most beliefs - complete bunk - disrespectful.
this being Easter is another reason, I come from a manipulative controlling family with relatives who attend mass (in any church) every holiday or holiday season, and would believe in the tooth fairy before believing in god.
I want an excuse not to go to Easter dinner or Thanks Giving dinner or Christmas dinner and be forced into another family hostage situation.
I want to have the power of political correctness behind me.
the authority to say my bullshit is right and not be questioned on it.
and to create arbitrary ritual for the sake of watching people move and act in some really stupid manner for no real reason what so ever.
I also want to make money without doing any real work.
and since I don't have the aptitude or educational background to become a lawyer or real estate agent, I figured the founder of my own religion is the best way to go.
It will probably be something along the lines of a new age cult or Scientology - as the classic Holidays are credited to the Bible, and I can't stand either of them, and its part of what I want to avoid.
I'm not above stealing stuff from the popular mythology book, but I would prefer the Gods and Goddesses from Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and the like.
I want there to be some spiritual basis to it - Nothing original, mostly common sense stuff - easy to remember.
A few basic rules and laws - nothing as repressed and constricting as the standard stuff we all know.
most importantly it should be an exclusive membership faith, know some one to get in, pass a trial period, nothing backwater hicksville cultish ware we wait for the ATF to burn us out - or have a leader make everyone drink the cool aid.....
just so we can weed out the true believers and send them home.
I know its starting to sound like the Knights of Columbus, but they wouldn't allow porn - drinking and whoring, and all sorts of good fun we would have during our high holly meetings that just happen to fall on such equinox times of year about the time as Easter, Christmas, and Thanks Giving.
with such sacred and secret rituals that will be held in private seclusion involving the watching of the porn, the watching of the movies, the listening to the music, the chilling of the out, and the tapping of the ass of the sacred whore.
Yes this does sound bitter and angry as well as sarcastically blasphemous,
That's because I am Bitter angry and filled with sarcastic blasphemy.
The bullshit in my life is just getting deeper and deeper and it is mostly family based with a good measure of politics and money thrown in.
so right now, metaphorically tearing society a new one would make me feel allot better.
Any Holy Rollers want to chastise me or tell me I'm going to Hell for this, be my guest, I'm all ready in Hell.
and God is on the top of my shit list right now.
George Carlin said scratch a cynic and you will find a disillusioned idealist.
So just for laughs, any idea on how this new movement should work?
I'm no L Ron Hubbard but if this gag actually comes to be something, I would attempt to start it.
