I think i have the most negative reputation in internet history

[Member442]

I "neg rep" people in my living room all the time.

And by "neg rep" I mean punch in the testicles. Only by request, however.

Lurky this is why you don't entertain often.

You mean when you post, you don't hear voices inside the walls or see flashes of light dancing around the room? Oh. Well, not that I do either. I was just curious if anybody else did.

As for our lil pal Manifest Destiny, I'm pretty sure that everytime I've given him negative rep, I meant to give him positive rep. But a lot of the time I'm doing something else when I'm here and I probably clicked the wrong button (several times). Hey, shit happens, right? But Lurkingdirk is just a mean, cruel, insensitive, bad ol' person (Whimy said so!), and I'm pretty sure he gives the lil fellow neg rep on purpose. Not like me. Purely by accident with me. Yep. That's the truth.
Me: :angels:
Lurkingdirk:

I have a hard time believe anyone on here is an :angels:. Lurkys not they should have a warning about him before you join that he's never I mean never to be taken seriously. I once said "never listen to him... he's totally off his rocker" and i stand by that.

Wait, rep isn't serious?

The number that don't take it seriously far out weight those that do. You should know that by now.:kiss:

 

[ahchay]

The number that don't take it seriously far out weight those that do. You should know that by now.:kiss:

I must respectfully disagree, miss Play.

Often I find that the members who claim that it's not important are the very same people handing out negs as often as possible, making comments about rep, posting about rep, making threads about rep and just seem preoccupied with it in general.

 

[Member442]

I must respectfully disagree, miss Play.

Often I find that the members who claim that it's not important are the very same people handing out negs as often as possible, making comments about rep, posting about rep, making threads about rep and just seem preoccupied with it in general.

You can call me Alisa. There doesn't seem to be that many people that post about rep at least not that I've seen and I can only think of 2 people that really seem to care about it and only one that talks about it all the time but I could be mistaken. I haven't been here all that long.

 

[Rey C.]

I have a hard time believe anyone on here is an :angels:... except for Rey C.

You probably got distracted before you had a chance to finish your thought, so I fixed that for
you. :1orglaugh

Lurkys not they should have a warning about him before you join that he's never I mean never to be taken seriously.

According to Wikipedia, Lurkingdirk is so bad that he's been banned in 12 states and the District of Columbia. The rumor I heard was that he once farted and killed a Rottweiler with the gas. He spends his free time staring down wild boars. I keep a pistol by my keyboard when I read his posts.

And I'll tell ya something else, we've been looking for Will E Worm for a couple of months now. I say we search Lurkingdirk's basement! Will E!!! :eek:

 

[Automate]

Heh. The neverending subject of rep... It has been and will continue to be the source of all sorts of fun (and mayhem) here on the board.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Me: :angels:
Lurkingdirk:

According to Wikipedia, Lurkingdirk is so bad that he's been banned in 12 states and the District of Columbia. The rumor I heard was that he once farted and killed a Rottweiler with the gas. He spends his free time staring down wild boars. I keep a pistol by my keyboard when I read his posts.

And I'll tell ya something else, we've been looking for Will E Worm for a couple of months now. I say we search Lurkingdirk's basement! Will E!!! :eek:

While there are a number of ways in which I could reply, here's what I'll say:

Honestly, Will was fine when I left him at the bar. I just refused to take him home with me and allow him to have his way with me. He was pretty angry and drunk, though.

 

[bodie54]

According to Wikipedia, Lurkingdirk is so bad that he's been banned in 12 states and the District of Columbia. The rumor I heard was that he once farted and killed a Rottweiler with the gas. He spends his free time staring down wild boars. I keep a pistol by my keyboard when I read his posts.

Yes but what people fail to consider is that he's a Notre Dame fan, therefore his frustration and rage are perfectly understandable; even justifiable.

 

[Rey C.]

Yes but what people fail to consider is that he's a Notre Dame fan, therefore his frustration and rage are perfectly understandable; even justifiable.

Well, considering that I'm a UVA football fan, I guess I can understand that. Your team blows a lead in the 4th quarter and all of a sudden you find yourself digging a hole in the woods that night. Hey, it happens! And let's say a guy needs to get some bloodstains out of the trunk of his car. Not that I have that problem (hold on, it's those damn voices again!!!)... but wonder what would work for that?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes but what people fail to consider is that he's a Notre Dame fan, therefore his frustration and rage are perfectly understandable; even justifiable.

I will almost certainly poop on your chest while you sleep for the sentiments expressed above.

Sleep well!

 

[Rey C.]

Honestly, Will was fine when I left him at the bar. I just refused to take him home with me and allow him to have his way with me. He was pretty angry and drunk, though.

I'd say for a gallon of Sam's Club Ranch salad dressing, we can work out a solid alibi for you.

Will E who?!

 

[pool_hustler]

Well, considering that I'm a UVA football fan, I guess I can understand that.

@ USC September 11th. A chance to pounce on the dysfunctional and travel weary (they're playing in Hawaii the previous week, always a good go-against angle) Trojans!

Your team blows a lead in the 4th quarter and all of a sudden you find yourself digging a hole in the woods that night. Hey, it happens! And let's say a guy needs to get some bloodstains out of the trunk of his car. Not that I have that problem (hold on, it's those damn voices again!!!)... but wonder what would work for that?

If your trunk is carpeted spray the stain with water then sprinkle on table salt. Allow the area to dry then vacuum to remove stain.

If your trunk is metal use hydrogen peroxide.

Don't ask me how I know this, ok? :anonymous

 

[bodie54]

I will almost certainly poop on your chest while you sleep for the sentiments expressed above.

Rey C, notice how he even lashes out at those who offer him understanding?

That's classic Charlie Weiss syndrome.

Sleep well!

Idle threats don't scare me, son.




(I may never sleep again :eek

 

[lurkingdirk]

Rey C, notice how he even lashes out at those who offer him understanding?

That's classic Charlie Weiss syndrome.

Charlie's here? Goodness, everyone hide their food. Please don't make him mad. Remember the Jabba the hut scene? *shudders*

Idle threats don't scare me, son.

(I may never sleep again :eek

That's right. I'll be lurking. My lurking may be active again this time. I remember how you enjoyed that....

 

[ManifestDestiny]

this thread evolved buti am still hetero

 

[JayJohn85]

Its cause you have no feelings.

 

[Moonchild22]

Nothing happens by accident -- except for 1 of the 2 neg reps I ever got.
I guess I don't do enough around here to make an impact. I know, it's a crying shame. I'm a lazy, lazy slug. :anonymous

 

[mrtrebus]

Its cause you have no feelings.

. . .he doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.