I really want to fuck Lindsay Lohan.

[Galactic]

My next Playboy hasn't arrived, so for the past month and a half or so, every time I walk past her issue on my coffee table, I see her...I never really thought much about her before...but I do now...I think the next issue needs to arrive. Or I need to get laid. Or both.

That is all.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yes, I also adore her and came a lot to her Playboy spread

 

[Galactic]

Yes, I also adore her and came a lot to her Playboy spread

I actually thought it was a really good photo shoot. I can't stop looking at it. I think I may have a problem.

 

[ralph furley]

 

[BlueBalls]

Well .... do it faggot.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I actually thought it was a really good photo shoot. I can't stop looking at it. I think I may have a problem.

No. I feel the same.

And yeah, sometimes she looks like a whore, but in this shoot, she is awesome

 

[Galactic]

I'd hit hit. Hard. All around the place. Any way she wants it. Any time. Any day. Even looking like that.

No. I feel the same.

And yeah, sometimes she looks like a whore, but in this shoot, she is awesome

Right? I'd make her squeal. A lot.

 

[TheAdmiral]

You sick fuck

 

[Facetious]

What's on tap tonight, Galactic? :beer:

 

[Galactic]

You sick fuck

I know, I know. You know you would too though. If she were in your bed, right now, spreading her legs and massaging her tits, begging for it...you would too you sick fuck.

What's on tap tonight, Galactic? :beer:

Crazy Mountain Amber. Fitting, yeah?

 

[TheAdmiral]

I know, I know. You know you would too though. If she were in your bed, right now, spreading her legs and massaging her tits, begging for it...you would too you sick fuck.

....No I wouldnt

 

[Galactic]

....No I wouldnt

Then I'm wrong. And amazed.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I would have loved to when we were both younger and she had red hair and wasn't an absolute train wreck. Now... not so much.

 

[Facetious]

Your mother would bitch slap slap you if she ever found out that you were courting an alcoholic-drug induced-kleptomanic jewish girl... bad Galactic! Bad BAD!

My my... how fast they grow up! :1orglaugh

 

[Ravenholm]

Even during her rough period of her career (which still happens to be going on as we speak) Lindsay is still do-able so she is. She has photos that show she can be a really good looking woman. It's a shame she's heading down the Ozzy Osbourne road. Hope she recovers and gains some more ground that way we will see more of her looking good and not like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards.

 

[L3ggy]

I'd make her squeal. A lot.

Like this?

 

[Shifty]

Right? I'd make her squeal. A lot.[/FONT]

Of course, Galactic, in reality you're likely referring to the sound the tires of her car would make as she steamrolled your randy ass.

:stir:

 

[Neutron66]

I don't think it's possible to fuck the airbrushed version of Lindsay that appeared in Playboy. She simply does not really look like that.

 

[BCT]

She's a nut job but I would go balls deep in that pussy! mmmm

 

[wottle]

I bought 6 copys. 2 are in the safe deposit box, 2 are still "page turnable" and 2 are welded shut.

Like others have said, it's a Train Wreck now, I'd still go "balls deep" as BigCockTony Sez.