i need sum sex advice

[Becks...poamr]

Without warning, shove your dick into her asshole as hard as you can and call her by your ex-girfriend's name. Girls LOVE that.

You're so wonderful, I think you lie every time you say you're single.

 

[KungFuDude]

Just lay the pipe brotato.

 

[Imhotep]

k watup everyone. this weekend im bout to get laid but i need some tips first. im a virgin and have no clue wat to do first. should i say anything while havin sex? how often should i switch positions, when i bust do i tell her and just stop ? any advice would be sweet. thanks



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my advice? tell your cousin to be gentle.

 

[DrDetroit]

Well - were all just dyin' here... how'd it go Romeo? Did you get your freak on? :nannerf1:

 

[BlueBalls]

Just try not to look like a retard whilst doing it