I need friends!

Seriously!? You think just because this is a porno site there is like a waterfall full of women where each of the members get at least 4 of their picking? And these women will come by and have sex with us as we please and how we want it?

Well, let me first start off with having you Premium Link Upgrade after that then will you truly be able to conquer the females.

Go look up Blueballs and/or Lurkingdirk on this site. They will point you in the right direction to this magical waterfall.

I don't mean to come off harsh. It's just.... come on. It shows you are 55. I expect this kind of bullshit from a 18-20 year old...
 
I need friends, too! Won't you be my neighbor? Oh wait...I'm dead.:(

--Fred Rogers
 
DOA82 refuses to be my friend, therefore, I can friend no one else.

Once he's my friend, you may be too. But until that point, I'm going to have to insist you refrain from speaking to me or fondling my balls.

except for the fondling my balls part
 
Had he just said he wanted friends it would be fine. He instead had to go the women route and act sad.

Thus I can't feel bad that he didn't come back. Poor guy. :(
 
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