I need advises/help

[chalis12]

I was playing tennis and a hot milf asked me to play with her,
what indications do you guys think that might be signs that she`s into me.
she even gave me her number and i didnt ask for it. haha were gonna play again next week ahhaha she beat me cuz its hard to play when u got a boner...

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Could mean she wants sex or it could mean she just wants someone to play tennis with. Stop over thinking things and just see where they go.

 

[chalis12]

err!haha okay...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was playing tennis and a hot milf asked me to play with her,
what indications do you guys think that might be signs that she`s into me.
she even gave me her number and i didnt ask for it. haha were gonna play again next week ahhaha she beat me cuz its hard to play when u got a boner...

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If she likes remedial school dropouts you're good to go.

 

[LukeEl]

This must be one sexy tennis ball machine that gave birth to little tennis ball machines, but you for it with that MILF.

 

[Red-hot]

Take is slow for sure, don't jump the *** and fuck this up. It is a very high chance that she just wants to play tennis again, but if you play it right you may be able to change her mind. Running around the court with a boner isn't helping your case (compression shorts). If she is interested she will give you signs, just have good opportunity recognition.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

All you can do is play it out, let her make the moves, and just see where it goes.

 

[DOA82]

It is possible for a woman to ask a guy to perform a menial task without it actually being an opening to sex.

If it hadn't been you it would have been the next loser in line shed have asked.

Course then wed have him posting about it!

 

[wigster]

If she hits you in your privates, then asks you to take off your shorts so she can rub them better, Your on a winner

 

[mrtrebus]

You gonna fuck Billie Jean King?

 

[STDiva]

She obviously wants you to forcibly have sex with her in the middle of the court.


....Now that's what I call....love?.....

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahholyfuck i'm fucking hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaomghahahahahahahahahahah


After you're finished, say, "Game, set match" bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahaha

Someone on the other courts will hear you two and say...."What's all that racquet??" bahahahahahhhhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah get it? racket? hes asking what all the noise is but it sounds like hes saying racquet. like the thing you hit tennis balls with. bababahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.

are those tennis balls in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me haababahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

be like..."hey babe, id really like it if you volleyd my passing shot babahahahahahahahahahahahahavahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahomg i'm sofucking funny habahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[Roald]

she wants you, pull out your dick and tell her you will hit an ace

 

[Mayhem]

When she shows up for the next game, eye her critically, purse your lips and say, "Is that the shortest tennis dress you got?", then lift up the hem and look at what's underneath.

Chicks like take-control guys.

 

[dongkong]

Could just mean she wants to play tennis. Let her make the first move and see where it goes.

 

[JacknCoke]

sound advice all around ITT.

 

[joesup3rtramp]

Wow dude I think you read too far into that. I mean ya she wants it.

 

[luis1972]

She is an *****....

 

[Shifty]

Sounds fairly promising.

 

[StanScratch]

Sounds to me like she first wants to devour your soul, leaving you a shell of a man. She will then take that shell and chain it in her basement, ******** your tears and slowly but surely literally devouring you, first starting with a few fingers and toes, then moving onto slices of leg, stomach and ass, until she finishes you off by ******** your ***** via your aorta with a straw.

So, I say go for it. Doesn't sound like you have much to lose.

 

[Shifty]

Sounds to me like she first wants to devour your soul, leaving you a shell of a man. She will then take that shell and chain it in her basement, ******** your tears and slowly but surely literally devouring you, first starting with a few fingers and toes, then moving onto slices of leg, stomach and ass, until she finishes you off by ******** your ***** via your aorta with a straw.

So, I say go for it. Doesn't sound like you have much to lose.

But ... he still might get laid.