I need a new pet

[dick van cock]

This little fella has caught my attention: :glugglug:

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Even the most ardent **** fans would have trouble subsisting on their favorite brew day in and out, but scientists have just discovered that the pentailed treeshrew lives off a frothy, fermented nectar that smells like **** and has its same ******* content.

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[dave_rhino]

That would be the greatest drinking buddy in the history of drinking buddies.

 

[minidog]

what a top lil fella

 

[dave_rhino]

I put a tadpole in a glass of ******* once, it didn't go as smoothly as I had planned. I hope this guy could handle it better.

 

[Violator79]

I put a tadpole in a glass of ******* once, it didn't go as smoothly as I had planned.

Best thing I've heard all week!!!

 

[Facetious]

For what did you do, serve your cat(s) to the viet kongs ? :1orglaugh

I'm partial to the "aye aye" -

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Aye Aye PHONE HOME !!!

 

[Torre82]

I put a tadpole in a glass of ******* once, it didn't go as smoothly as I had planned. I hope this guy could handle it better.

::slightly recoils::

Hmm. I wonder if the last thing that went through his mind.. besides the *******.. was slurred, uninhibited, or '**** goggled'?

 

[Apex]

he could probably drink you under the table :rofl:

 

[Frogmorton]

I put a tadpole in a glass of ******* once, it didn't go as smoothly as I had planned. I hope this guy could handle it better.

I knew someone who once poured a whole load of ***** into his fish tank. We had to put something over the top to stop them from jumping out!

 

[senob44]

I think that's a great choice for a pet, DvC! You even look alike!

 

[mongo18]

For what did you do, serve your cat(s) to the viet kongs ? :1orglaugh

I'm partial to the "aye aye" -

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Aye Aye PHONE HOME !!!

It's supposed to be bad luck to see an aye-aye, and apparently the only way to stop the bad luck is to **** the aye-aye that you saw. Seems like they are the ones with the bad luck.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I knew someone who once poured a whole load of ***** into his fish tank. We had to put something over the top to stop them from jumping out!

That's one of the most fucked up things I've heard all week. I hope someone pours a whole load of cyanide into the room where you are, and then puts something in the door to stop you from running out. :ban2:

 

[maildude]

So what? My dog can lap up a six-pack in ten minutes!

 

[slowhand]

I think that's a great choice for a pet, DvC! You even look alike!

senob I think you took the words right out of my mouth. :1orglaugh