Subject: I **** my Job
When you have an "I **** My Job" day, try this. On your way home
from work, stop at your ******** and go to the thermometer section
and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,
open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins-
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad
I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!:1orglaugh :thumbsup:
When you have an "I **** My Job" day, try this. On your way home
from work, stop at your ******** and go to the thermometer section
and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,
open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins-
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad
I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!:1orglaugh :thumbsup:
