I miss the days...

[darkwarrior3007]

:sing:"Back in the days when I was young I'm not a *** anymore
But some days I sit and wish I was a *** again.":sing:

 

[PirateKing]

I miss the dark ages.

 

[itcouldbeme]

...fistingpissingteenanalgapefartinmyfacelickmycreampiedrippinghairyoldcuntfatfuckingfaceslappingcockwhippingrectumelectrocutingspitinmyeyecallmeawhorebitchslagdaddyfuckmeintheass...

At first I thought that was a palindrome...

 

[Ace Bandage]

Reaganomics

 

[lurkingdirk]

At first I thought that was a palindrome...

Naw, I’m a drowsy man—I gave not one vagina my ***** (am I wan!)

 

[ApolloBalboa]

When men were men and sheep were scared.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I also miss the days when you could go into a coffee shop and order a medium coffee and not be looked at with scorn.

No ****, here is an order I heard at a Starbucks recently (I wrote it down because I couldn't believe it).

4.75 shots of espresso, 3.5 pumps of hazelnut and 2.75 pumps of vanilla, half non-fat and half whole milk, 140 degrees light foam, half an inch of whip cream stirred two times clockwise latte

 

[TheOrangeCat]

At first I thought that was a palindrome...

I'm good, but I'm not that good!

Might be a Palin-drome tho .... but I need to get bespectacledcumchuggingrightwingmooserimminginbredwhitetrashspawnofdemonvomitscatswallowingMILF

in there somewhere.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Naw, I’m a drowsy man—I gave not one vagina my ***** (am I wan!)

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Ike Stain]

I miss the dark ages.

Right? When you could just decapitate a peasant because they didn't bow low enough fast enough.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

fistingpissingteenanalgapefartinmyfacelickmycreampiedrippinghairyoldcuntfatfuckingfaceslappingcockwhippingrectumelectrocutingspitinmyeyecallmeawhorebitchslagdaddyfuckmeintheass

hey, my favorite!

 

[Ike Stain]

I also miss the days when you could go into a coffee shop and order a medium coffee and not be looked at with scorn.

No ****, here is an order I heard at a Starbucks recently (I wrote it down because I couldn't believe it).

"4.75 shots of espresso, 3.5 pumps of hazelnut and 2.75 pumps of vanilla, half non-fat and half whole milk, 140 degrees light foam, half an inch of whip cream stirred two times clockwise latte"

Yeah. That's a customer who needs to be taken into the alley and sodomized thoroughly.

I miss the days when you could do that!

Goddamn liberals.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Skinny Britney Spears
Hot Lindsay Lohan
Top *** Kelly Mcgillis

Any Bea Arthur???

 

[itcouldbeme]

I also miss the days when you could go into a coffee shop and order a medium coffee and not be looked at with scorn...

I miss the days when coffee didn't even come in sizes...

You just ordered coffee, and that was it...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Skinny Britney Spears
Hot Lindsay Lohan
Top *** Kelly Mcgillis

Any Bea Arthur???

Nice.

How 'bout
thinking Daisy Duke was hot and that it wasn't at all creepy that she lived with her cousins

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Nice.

How 'bout
thinking Daisy Duke was hot and that it wasn't at all creepy that she lived with her cousins

god. dammit. you sonofabitch! i was blissfully not ever thinking about that until right now...

 

[lurkingdirk]

god. dammit. you sonofabitch! i was blissfully not ever thinking about that until right now...

That's right. Her cousins were digging her in those shorts too.

:rubbel:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yeah. That's a customer who needs to be taken into the alley and sodomized thoroughly.

****** sodomy - instant natural justice, delivered hot and fresh to the back door of your choice.

(Dial 1-800-ASS-**** and nominate your neo-****, cemetry picketing, quantumphysicsdifficult coffee ordering maggots for a big ****** butt bang .....)

 

[Ike Stain]

Nice. How 'bout
thinking Daisy Duke was hot and that it wasn't at all creepy that she lived with her cousins

Nice. Or when an acerbic old bachelor could take in a little waif-girl and nobody thought twice, despite the fact that his profession was photographer and that wearing two different color shoes is pretty much universally recognized as the symbol for ***** prostitute.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nice. Or when an acerbic old bachelor could take in a little waif-girl and nobody thought twice, despite the fact that his profession was photographer and that wearing two different color shoes is pretty much universally recognized as the symbol for ***** prostitute.

It is? :surprise: