I Miss Classic Porn!

I've been into classic porn lately...70's and 80's mostly. What a great time for the business! I can't believe what most porn has "devolved" into these days.

Some general highlights for me are:

- Anal is rare...not in what seems like MOST scenes today
- Most girls are 100% real and natural...hardly an implant to be seen
- Money shots are nice and varied...not like today where 99% are facials
- Scenes don't last 30 minutes...lol
- The girls aren't "afraid" of cum :) They gobble it up like they love it!!
- The acting is good and dialogue is HILARIOUS

I wish some website and/or studio would go "retro" and start making movies or sites that were more like those days.

BTW...can anyone recommend a good "classic" paysite? I saw where Caballero has one. Anyone a member there?
 
I agree with the thread starter- porn has been run into the ground in some ways. In some ways, the internet is good, because it gives us free porn, but in other ways, it's bad because... it gives us free porn :D
 
yeah me too! there was this one scene i saw a clip from and the girl used the line: "Let it lay? Im not gunna let it lay untill it lays me!" anyone know where i can find that scene?
 
LOL...yes...the soundtracks are "almost" as good as the dialogue :) But I like the fact that the industry as a whole didn't take itself so "seriously." It was just a bunch of people in an alternative lifestyle and they had fun with it. It's more like a meat market today.

I don't know where all this anal and facial crap came from...but I wish it'd go back :)
 
yeah me too! there was this one scene i saw a clip from and the girl used the line: "Let it lay? Im not gunna let it lay untill it lays me!" anyone know where i can find that scene?

My favorite was from an overdubbed European flick I saw back in the day:

"There's nothing like a blow job to break up the boredom of a long bus ride!"

LOL...with the overdub inflections, it was even funnier!
 
LOL...yes...the soundtracks are "almost" as good as the dialogue :) But I like the fact that the industry as a whole didn't take itself so "seriously." It was just a bunch of people in an alternative lifestyle and they had fun with it. It's more like a meat market today.

I don't know where all this anal and facial crap came from...but I wish it'd go back :)

Fair point. It's a cliché to say it (I realize): but the INTERNET has (progressively) pushed the limits as to what is, and is not, acceptable:uohs:. Mind you, VHS tape/DVD porno had its own quirks.. :anonymous
 
I definitely agree about the varied cum shots of "old school" porn. I can't recall any single scene from recent porn/BangBros/Brazzers/Etc where, for example, a guy will be doing a girl doggy, and he'll launch his load on her ass or OVER has ass...the "cannon shot"...everything is a facial today, which does get boring....

But c'mon....most of the women from old school porn aren't 10s....they're maybe 6s today.

I wonder though if mainstream porn today will move to where it's a 20-somethings only genre. Both the guys and girls being in their 20s.

Atleast old school porn had more "realistic" people having sex....
 
I like the soundtracks on them, too!

The old Johnny Wad series, haha
 
Just watched CNBC's documentary on Porn and it shows a rising decline in Porn DVDs and Porn VHS is about dead. All due to the rise of the internet porn (amateur/professional) with its downloadable mpgs/wmvs at times for free. Classic porn on DVDs and VHSs can be collectable items in the future.
 
I definitely agree about the varied cum shots of "old school" porn. I can't recall any single scene from recent porn/BangBros/Brazzers/Etc where, for example, a guy will be doing a girl doggy, and he'll launch his load on her ass or OVER has ass...the "cannon shot"...everything is a facial today, which does get boring....

But c'mon....most of the women from old school porn aren't 10s....they're maybe 6s today.

I wonder though if mainstream porn today will move to where it's a 20-somethings only genre. Both the guys and girls being in their 20s.

Atleast old school porn had more "realistic" people having sex....

I agree...they weren't 10's by today's standards...but they represented (and mostly still do) the type of women most of us have REAL chances to have sex with...which made it more "realistic" or "erotic" IMO

I'd much rather watch a 6 or 7 who was really into it with a natural body and not afraid of cum than a 9 or 10 with huge fake tits only doing it for the money.
 
I definitely agree about the varied cum shots of "old school" porn. I can't recall any single scene from recent porn/BangBros/Brazzers/Etc where, for example, a guy will be doing a girl doggy, and he'll launch his load on her ass or OVER has ass...the "cannon shot"...everything is a facial today, which does get boring....

But c'mon....most of the women from old school porn aren't 10s....they're maybe 6s today.

I wonder though if mainstream porn today will move to where it's a 20-somethings only genre. Both the guys and girls being in their 20s.

Atleast old school porn had more "realistic" people having sex....

i wouldnt say 6s but see what you mean...but there were some hot ones back then too
 
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