I like purdy girls on roller skates

When my friend drives me to the drive-in, I like when them purdy girls comes out in their short skirts and roller skates up to the car.

They sure are purdy.

I like their legs, but I like the chicken wings better with a large order of fries. I especially like them french fried potaters.

I love french fried potaters. Mmm...

I look over at the person that brought me here and say, "Can we come back here next Saturday evening? I like french fried potaters."

He looks at me and replies, "Okay, but first you have to kill someone."

I think for a minute and eat a few more potaters, then say, "Okay..."
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I think this guy might be one to watch. I foresee great things in the future. BaconSalt or LoveCock-like epic shitty threads.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I'd rather see the purdy gals with tattoos on roller skates knocking each other around an oval track playing roller derby.
 
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