I like cellulite

Cellulite is normal on most women. Even the thinnest of girls can have cellulite....so I'm happy to see this thread! :)
 
I love how it's a zero-sum game for some of these motherfuckers, like it's not possible to appreciate beauty in all of it's aspects and only be locked into some arbitrary construct of what beauty should be. Seriously? I'd love to see what some of these guys that are so fucking critical look like. I suspect we're dealing with a whole bunch of pencil necked dorks that couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with an armful of bananas.
 
I love how it's a zero-sum game for some of these motherfuckers, like it's not possible to appreciate beauty in all of it's aspects and only be locked into some arbitrary construct of what beauty should be. Seriously? I'd love to see what some of these guys that are so fucking critical look like. I suspect we're dealing with a whole bunch of pencil necked dorks that couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with an armful of bananas.

I don't have any bananas. :(
 
The perfect woman for me would be a big, thick woman with a giant butt and cellulite that doesn't wear any makeup and has glasses.

If adding a few zits to the mix and some questionable personal-hygiene habits wouldn't ruin it for you I would introduce you to my ex-wife but I'm afraid we've lost track of each other in recent years.
 
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