I like cellulite

I find it very hot to see a giant ass and thick thighs, with cellulite in both. Unfortunately (for me at least), most women **** this stuff and make every attempt to hide it or get rid of it.

I'm different (to say the least). The perfect woman for me would be a big, thick woman with a giant but and cellulite that doesn't wear any makeup and has glasses. Alas, I always hear stories about people with high expectations in woman missing out.
 
I like MILFs. Not those 30-somethings that could pass as a 20-something model.. but real, homemade fat-tittied, giant-assed hairy mommies that shat out a *** or five and spread their well-used holes while flaunting their mature round selves. ::nut nut nut::

But not fat chicks. Chubby yes, fat no. A little is good, a lot is not.
 
I like MILFs. Not those 30-somethings that could pass as a 20-something model.. but real, homemade fat-tittied, giant-assed hairy mommies that shat out a *** or five and spread their well-used holes while flaunting their mature round selves. ::nut nut nut::

But not fat chicks. Chubby yes, fat no. A little is good, a lot is not.

Yeah, I **** it when those milf sites portray 30 year old skinny models as milfs.
 
Yeah, I **** it when those milf sites portray 30 year old skinny models as milfs.

Indeed. They want to play it up as much as possible but a MILF has to be a MILF. Some girl can have a *** at 14 and qualify as a ******, and also someone I'd like to fuck.. wait no.. ::rewords that:: Didnt mean to walk into *that* brick wall. Had a mental image of those teenies on jerry springer with a *** while in junior high/middle school.

Someone can be 24 and have a *** and be someone I'd like to fuck but that doesnt make her a 'MATURE I'd like to fuck'. Anyone can be a ***, but not everyone can be a MILF.
 
Do you just like cellulite, or do you also dig it when girls have stretch marks on their boobs? I like the no-makeup and glasses look, but I definitely don't dig cellulite. Nor stretch marks on boobs.
 
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I can't speak for GSB, but I was referring to actual women.
My standards for wannabe women are far more flexible :thumbsup:
 
I really am universal.
I like everything.
 
*looks at cellulite and stretch marks on boobs* :bawling:

Crushed......and by two of my favorite fellas too.... :bawling:

:1orglaugh

I can't speak for GSB, but I was referring to actual women.
My standards for wannabe women are far more flexible :thumbsup:

I'm with bodie. I was referring to full-time women, not just Friday night women. :1orglaugh You're a hottie either way senob.
 
have to not dislike cellulite...cause 90% of women gonna have some....one day.hairy milf for me is worst....but hey its personal.
 
Well, if only women with a lot of cellulite and stretch marks could read this thread!! They'd surely rejoice.

Myself, I'm fairly forgiving of it (I think I've even noticed a stretch mark or two on Jennifer Max!...and then of course there's Lenka Gaborova!), but I surely don't seek it out.
 
I know this older woman that comes into my job and when she wears tight jeans it's so freaking hot....then she came in shorts and I saw the cellulite on the back of her thighs and legs....it kind of ruined the image but I'd still hit anyway.....so the moral of this story is ....it's okay:D
 
I like women that look and are healthy although I prefer fit and toned women. Whether cellulite would turn me off or not would depend. I couldn't get into something that looked like cottage cheese though.
 
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