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I just spent $200 in a stripclub

I'm still trying to figure out what you did wrong? I've spent $200 at a strip club. It was GREAT. I'll do it again.

You can live on ramen and baloney for those 2 weeks. The beautiful thing is the girls will remember you when you come back--yeehaw~!


Amen.
 
I prefer to throw away my money at casinos.

at least that way there's a possibility that you will get something back- besides an std.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Good thing you haven't been spending money on call girls. Now THAT'S expensive! Strip clubs are one of the biggest predatory money siphoners in history. Like anything else, just say no.
 

StormRuller

Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
the most I spent in a strip club was BRL 60 some months ago... it wasn't worth... if your $200 was worthful then don't worry!!
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
You are either going to have to find a female companion or start looking for a mail order bride.

There are a lot of nice Filipino women who would like to talk to you.

Seriously do a search and make a profile on a site or two. ;)
 

Analingus

Banned
1. Buy condoms

2. Take half of the $200 and get a hooker



Problem solved and you have more than $50 left.
 
Eat ramen and dollar menu items to get you through these 2 weeks. Start a savings account and only take out $20 at a time. With less money in your wallet you won't be able to go to stripclubs even if you want to.


BTW I have spent more than $200 at strip clubs before. Once I spent about 30 mins with a half naked Hawaiian girl, a very exotic Japanese American grinding against my crotch while I suck her titties. I think I spent over $300 at the time but boy was it worth it because she's about the cutest girl I have ever seen with a gorgeous body to boot. For 30 mins that day I felt like a million bucks. And no it did not bankrupt me at all. But I would never spend that kind of cash on a stripper any more but it's nice to have that memory with me always.
 
I hope you at least learned his lesson. It's like many things that seem a lot less fun after they are done and you wasted a lot of money on them.
 
I hope u got your $200 worth!

Try jerking off before you make any sexual decision. You will always make the right choice.
 
dude, £200 would get you quite a bit of fun with a clean hooker in Amsterdam...i gauge everything by hooker costs in Amsterdam - tshirt £25 or blowjob £25...its good math to know.
 

Kil4Thril

Closed Account
I've been to a strip club on one occasion. It turned out I knew all the girls (I was a trainer at a gym, and worked security at local concerts). I still spent a couple hundred, but it was all on drinks. I had a blast, but have zero desire to return.
Now, much like everything else addictive, you must distance yourself from it. Basically, quit going to strip clubs if you can't afford the money you'll toss there. I'm addicted to new cars, but I have to say no to the Lambo dealer near here every day :rofl:
 
You're worried because you spent $200 bucks at a titty bar? :rofl2: Imagine how I felt the time I walked out with $1,200 bucks less than I walked in with... :o
 

pornophile

Banned
You can get really shitfaced and act a bafoon...just go crazy, start groping the strippers onstage and peeing in some corner...they will throw your ass out and ban you from the club for good! :thumbsup:
 
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