I just made my neighbor **** on himself

SpexyAshleigh

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I was outside, enjoying the midnite air on my balcony with my dog, and all of a sudden I heard the sound of water hitting the ground. It wasn't raining, but it kind of sounded like water pouring out of an eaves-trough. I look around, and then down - and see a steady stream of **** flying out from the balcony below me. First reaction was to say "WTF dude?!" and of course he heard me and tried stopping the *****/taking it inside but it didn't work and not only did he *** on himself, but he peed on his balcony too. I don't understand why he wouldn't just use either one of his TWO bathrooms in his tiny 900 sq ft apartment, but whatever.

So I gotta ask - do you guys *** outside? Why would you? I understand if you're like, camping, or on a really long road trip...but if you're sitting outside on your patio, would you not prefer to just get up and walk the 10 steps inside to use a proper washroom?:dunno:
 

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