I Just Lost Sixty Pounds So Now I'm All Skinny 'n' Stuff Clocking In At A Mere Eighth Of A Ton

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Anybody else lose weight over the holidays or am I ass backwards again being the only one?

 

[sean miguel]

I just dropped a deuce and feel like I lost 5 lbs.

:cheers:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I have a lotta diarrhea so I measure my poop in liters.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Dino, you weighed over 300 lbs? I had you figured for one of those people that could eat all the fast food that they like and still stay around 200 lbs. congrats on dropping the weight. You needed to.

 

[sean miguel]

Congrats, Dino.

Just curious how did it. It ultimately comes down to calories in vs. calories out of course,

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Dino, you weighed over 300 lbs? I had you figured for one of those people that could eat all the fast food that they like and still stay around 200 lbs. congrats on dropping the weight. You needed to.

Depending on what day of the week it is I can be anywhere between 220 lbs - 360 lbs. I’m a hair over six feet tall. I have intermittent willpower. Now I can trim my toenails and wipe my butt a whole lot better.

I promise to gain all the weight back plus more. Then I will lose 200 lbs to become a baker’s dozen plus a tenth of a ton pounds stuff. I know I can do it.

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Congrats, Dino.

Just curious how did it. It ultimately comes down to calories in vs. calories out of course,

I didn’t eat too much.

 

[sean miguel]

I didn’t eat too much.

You should write a book.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You should write a book.

I could write it on 3 sheets of toilet paper. You guys know I like pro wrestling. Some guy met "Hands Of Stone" Ron Garvin once. Now Ron Garvin is a massively boring Canadian fellow but is great will the common sense stuff. This guy said to Ron, "You're over 70 now and it looks like you could still go. I'm trying to lose weight. Do you have any advice for me?" Ron turned square toward him then asked, "How many times do you eat in a day?" The fella answered, "Three," Ron then asked, "OK. How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?" He replied, "Once." Ron said, "Switch it around."

 

[xfire]

"How many times do you eat in a day?" The fella answered, "Three," Ron then asked, "OK. How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?" He replied, "Once." Ron said, "Switch it around."

That is most well put and succinct weight loss advice ever uttered.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That is most well put and succinct weight loss advice ever uttered.

Powerful transformative advice, indeed, spoken by someone who sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you are asking if wrestling fans are persnickety then, yes, some are. I just light up the bong then watch RAW and Smackdown on DVR. Just wrestling. No big whoop. Enjoy it for what it is.

 

[Dazza MXM]

Nope, no weight lost over Xmas, still travelling along at average weight for age

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I've been on that keto diet for juuuuust shy of 2 months. Good results, but this is where I take my break. I'll go back to calories counting for a bit and then maybe give it another push.

Readapting is going to be a bitch. That was hard.