I just joined the site, my names Luka Magnotta

[marilynmonroe4]

I just joined the site, so I dont really know what to talk about, so ill talk about what movie i watched.


So, i been reading alot of shit online and alot of people are saying the fucking world is gonna end on "December 21, 2O12". Apparently the mayan calender ends on that date. Do u think that's true? If that's really gonna happen, perhaps i should suck some more big cocks & swallow load of cum shots down my throat in a martini glass before i die, heheheheh. I Remember people used to talk about the world was gonna end in the year 2OOO. And hey we're still here, we're not dead. Do u think these people are fucking nuts or just retards and have nothing better else to do. Because they can't get laid so they want everybody else to feel like miserable depressed bastards as well? LOl. So When do u think the world is gonna end? I wonder if aliens from outer space will help save us all from whatever it is, fire, flood, global warming. Or maybe our Lord almighty god in the kingdom of heaven will save us on "Dec 21, 2012". Anyways Please leave a comment, thanks! Oh yea, Well I believe whatever dosen't kill u, simply makes u stranger! (dark knight) On a serious note. If we humans ever get killed on whatever happens in the future, i believe that the fucking cockoraches will still survive just like they have for thousands of years and will take over our planet earth!

Luka Magnotta

 

[shaggydude]

Welcome Aboard!

 

[marilynmonroe4]

nice to meet you, so can u tell me what am I allowed to talk about and what am i not allowed??? so many forums bann people for speaking their mind???

 

[24788]

The Mayans believe that in the year 2012 on the day Dec 21st our planet will restart. The evidence behind this is that we are on a plane. The plane we are on orbits the sun except it's slanted. Were currently in the northern part of our plane and on that date we will travel to the southern part of the plane.

Scientist are unsure of how this will affect our planet, but the Mayans believe it is the rebirth of a planet.

Poles may change - causing many techtonic plates to shift which would cause horrible disasters.

 

[marilynmonroe4]

well, i live in Los Angeles and im really scared of this, im a female impersonator. However this really interests me and I study it all the time.

 

[marilynmonroe4]

Ok, so here are some questions people ask me all the time regarding my choice to live as a woman.... they always ask me Luka,......

1.) What do ur parents think of u? (mom won't talk 2 me, dad is cool with it)
2.) Are u a boy or a girl? (born male, now female with cock)
3.) What is ur real name as a man? (*****)
4.) Do u got pictures of u as a dude? (yup)
5.) How many surgeries have u had? (Boobs, Lips, Lazer)
6.) Are ur boobs real? (nope, saline implants)
7.) What kind of job do u have? (escort, stripper, porn movies)
8.) Do u prefere to be called a he or a she? (with makeup, a she, without a he) lol
9.) May i take a photo with u? (sure bitch)
10.) Do u regret making ur decision to be a girl? (nope)
11.) Do u got a penis or a vagina? (dick)
12.) Are ur hair/nails/lips real? (hair real but dyed, nails fake & lips)
13.) Do u shave or had lazer done? (both)
14.) What will u do when ur older? (work as a transsexual flight attended)
15.) How much money do u make? (more then losers at mcdonals)
16.) Do u have sex with men or women? (men only)
17.) Who do ur makeup? (I do myself)
18.) How tall are u without ur heels/platforms? (5'5)
19.) Is that ur real voice? (yes but sometimes i act)
20.) Are ur eyebrows real? lol (they are plugged very thin & painted on)
21.) Do u spit or swallows? (both)
22.) May i touch ur boobs please? (only if ur a lesbian)
23.) Are u on female estrogen hormones pills? (not anymore)
24.) Where do u get fucked, if u don't got a pussy? (my ass)
25.) Is ur eye colour real or is it contacts? (both)
26.) How do u look like without all ur makeup? (Ken)
27.) How big is ur tranny cock? (9 inchs)
28.) Do u shoot cum or not? (yup)
29.) Are u a top or a bottom? (both)
30.) Can i touch ur ass? (maybe)
31.) Where do u live? (L.A)
32.) What is ur background, where u from? (Russia)
33.) Do u shave down there? (always)
34.) Are u cut or uncut? (uncut)
35.) What size are ur plastic boobs? (d cup)
36.) What doctor & where did u get ur tits done? (Dr. Mark Dupere)
37.) Have u met or know who Nina Arsenault is? (yup)
38.) Am I gay if i like chicks with dicks? (a little)
39.) Have u ever tricked anyone b4? (few times)
40.) You ever had sex with a girl before? (never)
41.) Were u depressed as a guy? (yup)
42.) Do people always ask u personal questions? (sometimes)
43.) Do people staire at u everywhere u go? (always)
44.) Are u really Russian? (yes!)
45.) Why don't u wear mini skirts? (big toy)
46.) How do u hide ur dick? cause i don't see anything. (thong)
47.) How much money have u spent on being a t-girl? (lost count)
48.) Do ur ID card says Male or Female? (both)
49.) Are u in School? (no) whore 4ever!
50.) Can u suck ur own cock Luka? (not anymore) lol


This is what i mostly hear everyday from people, and this is not a joke.

 

[24788]

well, i live in Los Angeles and im really scared of this, im a female impersonator. However this really interests me and I study it all the time.

2010 there's a chance were going to run into another planet.

 

[marilynmonroe4]

WHAT??/ do u mean planet X ?????? I watched the flick and im really scared to be honest..... I dont know what 2 believe??

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

is this you with Marilyn Monroe?
http://photos.igougo.com/images/p388934-Las_Vegas-Marilyn_Monroe_and_Luka_Magnotta.jpg

 

[Dean Wormer]

The Mayans believe that in the year 2012 on the day Dec 21st our planet will restart. The evidence behind this is that we are on a plane. The plane we are on orbits the sun except it's slanted. Were currently in the northern part of our plane and on that date we will travel to the southern part of the plane.

Scientist are unsure of how this will affect our planet, but the Mayans believe it is the rebirth of a planet.

Poles may change - causing many techtonic plates to shift which would cause horrible disasters.

The Mayans merely made their calendar many, many years in advance but they died out and since they were no longer with us there was no one to update the calendar past the year 2012.

It is sort of a primitive version of the Y2K problem of a few years back.

 

[bodie54]

Do u think these people are fucking nuts

Of course they're nuts. No one has the slightest idea when the world is going to end. They'd have to be nuts to claim they do.

If you're really interested in more information/opinions on this, here are four previously existing threads dedicated to the 2012 crappola.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=265776
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=226124
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=217960
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=168885

what am I allowed to talk about and what am i not allowed??? so many forums bann people for speaking their mind???

Here's a link to the official board rules
http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5&a=30

 

[Gordar]

Welcome & enjoy your stay here.

 

[busenbust]

Great thread! :1orglaugh. I'm gonna postpone my own demise...

 

[DOA82]

Ok, so here are some questions people ask me all the time regarding my choice to live as a woman.... they always ask me Luka,......

1.) What do ur parents think of u? (mom won't talk 2 me, dad is cool with it)
2.) Are u a boy or a girl? (born male, now female with cock)
3.) What is ur real name as a man? (*****)
4.) Do u got pictures of u as a dude? (yup)
5.) How many surgeries have u had? (Boobs, Lips, Lazer)
6.) Are ur boobs real? (nope, saline implants)
7.) What kind of job do u have? (escort, stripper, porn movies)
8.) Do u prefere to be called a he or a she? (with makeup, a she, without a he) lol
9.) May i take a photo with u? (sure bitch)
10.) Do u regret making ur decision to be a girl? (nope)
11.) Do u got a penis or a vagina? (dick)
12.) Are ur hair/nails/lips real? (hair real but dyed, nails fake & lips)
13.) Do u shave or had lazer done? (both)
14.) What will u do when ur older? (work as a transsexual flight attended)
15.) How much money do u make? (more then losers at mcdonals)
16.) Do u have sex with men or women? (men only)
17.) Who do ur makeup? (I do myself)
18.) How tall are u without ur heels/platforms? (5'5)
19.) Is that ur real voice? (yes but sometimes i act)
20.) Are ur eyebrows real? lol (they are plugged very thin & painted on)
21.) Do u spit or swallows? (both)
22.) May i touch ur boobs please? (only if ur a lesbian)
23.) Are u on female estrogen hormones pills? (not anymore)
24.) Where do u get fucked, if u don't got a pussy? (my ass)
25.) Is ur eye colour real or is it contacts? (both)
26.) How do u look like without all ur makeup? (Ken)
27.) How big is ur tranny cock? (9 inchs)
28.) Do u shoot cum or not? (yup)
29.) Are u a top or a bottom? (both)
30.) Can i touch ur ass? (maybe)
31.) Where do u live? (L.A)
32.) What is ur background, where u from? (Russia)
33.) Do u shave down there? (always)
34.) Are u cut or uncut? (uncut)
35.) What size are ur plastic boobs? (d cup)
36.) What doctor & where did u get ur tits done? (Dr. Mark Dupere)
37.) Have u met or know who Nina Arsenault is? (yup)
38.) Am I gay if i like chicks with dicks? (a little)
39.) Have u ever tricked anyone b4? (few times)
40.) You ever had sex with a girl before? (never)
41.) Were u depressed as a guy? (yup)
42.) Do people always ask u personal questions? (sometimes)
43.) Do people staire at u everywhere u go? (always)
44.) Are u really Russian? (yes!)
45.) Why don't u wear mini skirts? (big toy)
46.) How do u hide ur dick? cause i don't see anything. (thong)
47.) How much money have u spent on being a t-girl? (lost count)
48.) Do ur ID card says Male or Female? (both)
49.) Are u in School? (no) whore 4ever!
50.) Can u suck ur own cock Luka? (not anymore) lol


This is what i mostly hear everyday from people, and this is not a joke.

Yea, it might be what you hear from other folk, but we dont need to hear about it from you.

At what stage when typing that did you think, "yea people care, yea someones gonna wanna read this" You sir/madame/whatever have a gift for the pointless. I'll be taking interest in your post count and bet it doest get far.

 

[busenbust]

Wow! Rep points painted red within a matter of seconds! :1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[extremeb]

Yea, it might be what you hear from other folk, but we dont need to hear about it from you.

At what stage when typing that did you think, "yea people care, yea someones gonna wanna read this" You sir/madame/whatever have a gift for the pointless. I'll be taking interest in your post count and bet it doest get far.

Agreed... the only thing I would be interested in hearing is a follow up to #39
How many times have you had the shit kicked out of you for tricking someone?

 

[mastagambit]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

and also morphine.:thumbsup:

 

[mosvie]

Enjoy your stay and have fun.

 

[marilynmonroe4]

Thanks, Everyone bes mean to me because I am a shemale you know, I just started living my life as a woman and I used to be a very hot guy.