I had the worst nightmare ever!

[Boothbabe]

I dreamt my boobs were alive and they wanted me to get breast reduction surgery

 

[maildude]

Did they ravage the countryside and attack Woody Allen?

 

[Hot Mega]

Booo! False Alarm!!!:ban2:

I thought you were going to say you dreamed you had a cowboy hat on riding the best 10 inch dildo in your closet arsenal to an earth shattering orgasm and opened your eyes to the 'horrific' image of it being a real PeNis attached to a man.:eek::eek::1orglaugh

 

[GregCentauro]

In other words: You had the same dream like Jack Nicholson

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg

:sing: "The boobs are alive with the sound of music!"

 

[Boothbabe]

Did they ravage the countryside and attack Woody Allen?

No. But they've been secretly communicating with an alien race that lives on the planet Virax wich is located in the Xeric system 25,76 lightyears from here :eek:

 

[shayd]

Thank goodness you didn't

 

[tartanterrier]

I dreamt my boobs were alive and they wanted me to get breast reduction surgery

You know what they say about dreams.It could be that its your partner
trying to tell you something :1orglaugh

Although if it was me I would just call it a nightmare

 

[Shifty]

Hmm ... doesn't sound that scary to me.

I'll need to see your boobs to be sure. :yesyes:

 

[busenbust]

Relax! u survived !! :tongue:

 

[Boothbabe]

You know what they say about dreams.It could be that its your partner trying to tell you something :1orglaugh

My wife likes my boobs just the way they are, she says I'm boobielicious She would spank me if I got breast reducton surgery :1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

Re: I had the worst nightmare ever!

I thought that I was going to read something about Peter Northing you.
. . . runs away out of fear of being severely beaten

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

That's not the worst nightmare ever. The worst nightmare ever was when I had a dream that I was Lady Gaga.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Ha! The worst nightmare is when the woman tells you that the child is yours(and you know for a fact that it is). That is a nightmare in which you don't wake up from for about 18 years, Amirite fellas?

 

[Shifty]

Ha! The worst nightmare is when the woman tells you that the child is yours(and you know for a fact that it is). That is a nightmare in which you don't wake up from for about 18 years, Amirite fellas?

It's very hard to say, as most of us are homosexuals.

 

[HELLRAISER]

I dreamt my boobs were alive and they wanted me to get breast reduction surgery

Post a pic of your boobies here and I'll tell you if you need a breast reduction or not

 

[24788]

Umm, if you want a scary dream. I had a dream that I was being attacked by something aggressive. I had horrible sleep paralysis with an old woman just staring at me for 2 years it felt like. I couldn't move or do anything while she just stood there. She looked like she had been tortured or I should of known who she was because she didn't attack me just looked at me.

Google "old hag syndrome" it's actually common.

Do your threads ever get old seriously? It's like every time I'm on here your getting all the local prison guys wild even though they know nothing will ever be seen.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I miss boobs.

 

[Trident1]

I miss boobs.

Look down.

 

[biomech]

I miss boobs.

:boobies::boobies: Its the best I could do.
I'm kinda lazy.

 

[Hot Mega]

I miss boobs.

Sorry. I don't miss these guys.
http://blogs.federaltimes.com/federal-times-blog/files/2009/01/bushcheney.jpg