He hasn't had some of the bad sex I've had.
You know you can feel chlamydea on your cock when you fuck a woman who has it bareback? I didn't until the moment I felt it. Then I thought "oh fuck"
yeah? try gettin sex on a HOT day in the straw ****........ Motherfuck, you'd scratch your balls till you cum....... and then get slapped by the girl cuz you blew even before she sucked you........