I demand sacrifices to be made in my honor...

[FreeOnes_Anders]

because I´ve just managed to get through another year and I´m now older and wiser...

And a big thank you to Petra who didnt stand up and sing for me in the office.

We have enough singing from Roald as it is. I especially loved his interpretation of Aerosmith :banger:

As for tonight the schedule brings :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[grower_boy]

Should I sing Creed's "My Sacrifice" in your honor?

 

[L3ggy]

Older? Yes. Wiser? No.


But I shall sacrifice a human in your honour.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Just have a drink for me dude.

I may soon need a cane to walk... althought admittedly this isnt due to my slightly higher age, its more to do with the dickwhipping and nutcracking I get submitted to in the office.

 

[Rane1071]

Good for you, Anders. :hatsoff:

I'll raise a glass for ya'. :beer:

Are you sure the Team weren't singing this in your honour?
http://youtu.be/no6-vsHgHJg

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I must admit, I do have a bit of a man-crush on Denis Leary...

Thank you Sir! This made a good day even better...

Now bring on the homo-jokes.

 

[StanScratch]

So, I can call the bodies of the 45 dead bums in my basement "sacrifices"? Cool!

 

[Ace Bandage]

As for tonight the schedule brings :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Only 8 beers? Pfft... fucking pussy.

 

[Petra]

I'll sacrifice Tink.

 

[Supafly]

Alles Gute, Anders :nanner:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I made a large brown sacrifice to the White Bowl God this morning in your honor ..

 

[Rane1071]

As long as you don't get sucked into any drinking games with, Roald.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hey, fuck you Andres, or Anders, or whatever the fuck your name is, today's MY birthday, and I haven't deemed you cool enough yet to share the attention with you today! Besides, you're a year too late to demand sacrifices to be made in your honor because last year the city of San Bruno did that in a special fireworks show for me.

Why don't you just go to Chuck E. Cheese and quietly celebrate tonight before you have to go back to the office and suck up to Ronald and Petra tomorrow morning? Do whatever you want, just don't try to steal my thunder again today lest you get stabbed in the throat. :thefinger


















Ok, I suppose I can wish you a happy birdday. Happy birdday! You see what I did there? I wished you a happy BIRDday because today is MY day. Don't you forget that.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Hey, fuck you Andres, or Anders, or whatever the fuck your name is, today's MY birthday, and I haven't deemed you cool enough yet to share the attention with you today! You're a year too late to demand sacrifices to be made in your honor because last year the city of San Bruno did that in a special fireworks show for me.

Why don't you just go to Chuck E. Cheese and quietly celebrate tonight before you have to go back to the office and suck up to Ronald and Petra tomorrow morning? Do whatever you want, just don't try to steal my thunder again today lest you get stabbed in the throat. :thefinger




Ok, I suppose I can wish you a happy birdday. Happy birdday! You see what I did there? I wished you a happy BIRDday because today is MY day. Don't you forget that.

Off our meds again, are we? 'Haldol, STAT!'

 

[gunslingingbird]

Off our meds again, are we? 'Haldol, STAT!'

Back off, buddy! I haven't thumped the ban hammer in quite some time, and my trigger finger is getting jumpy. Right now I'm looking at you.









I want some hot cocoa...

 

[LukeEl]

Nope I don't think you are worthy of sacrifice not even an intestine devination either.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Happy Birthday!

I hope Petra kicks your balls extra hard today!

 

[Ulysses31]

Happy Birthday!

I hope Petra kicks your balls extra hard today!

I always thought Swedish balls were located internally :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I always thought Swedish balls were located internally :dunno:

Anders' descend twice a day for Petra to kick.

 

[BigSwede]

I have just ritually sacrificed a reindeer.
Happy birthday!